Discussion: Obama Trolls Trump: 'I Want To Know What That Wine Tastes Like'

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I aloe when the Prez trolls Drumpf

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Yep, this is the way you get under Trump’s famously thin skin. The problem is, Obama is basically the only one in the arena who can make lines like these work. Rubio couldn’t. Hillary can’t. Bernie can’t. Bill… maybe? But not in the same way.

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I love this man.

Assuming that Trump does become the GOP’s nominee, President Obama will be able to slice and dice the man with nothing more than a few cool, calm words, a self-deprecating laugh, and maybe a copy of a birth certificate: ā€œHey, Donald, remember this?ā€

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Lllmao Poor Trump, poor, poor Donald Trump. He’s been playing gotcha last with the likes of Jeb!, Cruz, Carson, and Rubio, four clowns who’ve never even heard of the game, let alone know how to play it. He’s about to step into the ring and play the dozens with Barack, a man who has spent the last twenty plus years with a woman from the South Side of Chicago. Poor, poor Donald Trump.

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he can, but there’s a risk to it, because after all he’s not running for president

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Obama on the campaign trail this summer and fall. He may be the best weapon in the arsenal…!!!

This kinda stuff, plus bringing his Supreme Court nominee to every stop and asking over and over why Republicans refuse to vote on the nomination…especially if, as likely, it is someone they have already voted for in the past.

THIS will be powerful.

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ā€œVarious Trump-branded products, including bottles of red, white and rose wine, bottled water and butcher blocks with stacks of well-marbled ā€˜Trump Steaks’ were arranged on either side of the podium.ā€

Given all the talk about his small hands, I’m surprised no one has trolled him about The Trump Pumpā„¢.

Yet.

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PBO approval ratings are rising. Guess why?

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Obama’s larger point was that his Republican opponents have resorted to selling wine because they’re out of ideas.

Why not? They’ve been selling whine ever since they ran out of ideas, too.

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: mockery is all the GOP deserves at this point. There’s nothing to engage with over there, it just needs to be exposed.

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Various Trump-branded products, including bottles of red, white and rose
wine, bottled water and butcher blocks with stacks of well-marbled
ā€œTrump Steaksā€ were arranged on either side of the podium.
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Trump throws well marbled Yuuuuge prime grade Angus grass fed and sustainably produced hunks of red meat to his assembled troops. Only the finest will do y’see. Actual policy not important.

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Who can forget the annual White House Correspondents’ Association dinner in 2011?

Obama gently but acutely mocked Trump’s Presidential ambitions: ā€œI know that he’s taken some flack lately—no one is prouder to put this birth-certificate matter to rest than the Donald. And that’s because he can finally get back to the issues that matter, like: did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And—where are Biggie and Tupac?ā€ We all know about your credentials and breadth of experience. For example—no, seriously—just recently, in an episode of Celebrity Apprentice. Trump ā€œdidn’t blame Lil Jon or Meatloaf—you fired Gary Busey. And these are the kinds of decisions that would keep me up at night.ā€

Obama is masterful and I think he will more than willingly roast the Donald should he get the nomination.

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This gif applies to both HRC and Obama’s lovely wife in relation to Donald Trump. One with HRC on the debate stage with trump. The other messing with Michelle or Barack. Trump is waaay out of his league.

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Best. Nerdprom. Ever.

Even more so because of the circumstances: that was the night we got bin Laden:

Not only, as we did not know then, was President Obama in the midst of the operation that would lead shortly to Osama bin Laden’s killing; it was also the night when, despite that preoccupation, the President took apart Donald Trump, plastic piece by orange part, and then refused to put him back together again.

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Bring up the nominee, but don’t bring her. The nominee should not be a political pawn.

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Whoever wins the nomination, let’s assume Big Dog is going to do some campaigning for them. That means you’re gonna have Bill Clinton and Barack Obama on stage at the same time riffing off of each other like the Sklar Brothers.

With Trump’s incredibly thin skinned narcissism and Cruz’s almost autistic inability to understand humor not in the form of a movie quote, what is the betting that they can actually make the GOP nom cry?

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They’ve done studies with wine experts where a $5 wine is given the same value as a $50 bottle of wine when checked in a blind taste test.

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WE TRIED SOME BOTTLES FROM DONALD TRUMP’S VIRGINIA WINERY

Sample:
VP: I actively dislike this wine. You know when you walk through the department store and they’re spraying perfume and you accidentally walk through it?

Victoria: Pungent. Like cheap perfume. I actually love the sparkling now, compared to this.

VP: I’m terrified about these reds.

Victoria: I’m sure they both taste the same. Which one’s more expensive?

VP: Let’s see . . .you know, I can’t believe Trump doesn’t drink at all.

Victoria: Does he even eat? I imagine he gets some kind of injection.

VP: I’m sure. So, the Meritage is $20 and the New World is $30. And it showcases their ā€œbest terroir.ā€ That’s why it’s more expensive.

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