Discussion for article #222357
āā¦Orange really is the new blackā¦.ā - now that was funny!
thatās exactly the line I was going to quote. Oh, and āIf the sentence starts with āLet me tell you what I know about The Negroā, we donāt really have to hear the rest of it.ā
Obama killed. Favorite part: during Biden video, Boehner explaining heās got more important things to do than attend WHCD (while watching golf channel). Good one, Mr. Speaker.
Best⦠line⦠EVER!
Our President is pretty good at delivery. Joel McHale was good but wow some of that was uncomfortable. Kristie Kreme seemed to be having fun
Last night was an overall comedy disaster. Sure, there was plenty of quality comedy content but it was undercut by the awkward use of graphics to deliver the punchline. Not only did it not work for the TV audience, it flopped in the room. If the jokes were written to detonate with a well timed button from the speaker, the 2014 Correspondents Dinner would have been a smash.
Whoever decided to separate the set-up from the joke should have their smile cancelled.
What were the peak at WHCD nerdprom moments on twitter ?
Hereās the result from twitterās data. (cspanā¦)
http://pic.twitter.com/xuQYjqY0OJ
But why wasnāt he talking about Benghazi the whole time? The clear issue of the day? Is this evidence of Obamaās socialist plot to take our guns away and give them to Bill Ayerās secret communist army and kill your grandmother flag pin teleprompter birth certificate Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi? Thatās what some people are saying, Iām just asking questions.
Yeah, whereās an orbiting laser death ray platform when you really need one?
You beat me to it Trippin. No drone jokes Mr. President?
It wasnāt golf; it was the Panda Cam
Chris Christie must have had a blast.
Girl, you are on a roll this weekend! Hey, go for it ā itās a lousy practice, no matter what the reasoning behind it. But do me a quick flavor: Meditate on the phrases, āPresident John McCainā, āPresident Mitt Romneyā, and (Trying not to throw up in my mouth hereā¦) āPresident Sarah Palinā for a second or two.
Trust me: With those absolute winners in power, drones would be the least of our worries! Substitute Janice Rogers Brown for Sonia Sotomayor. Substitute SoS John Bolton for SoS Hillary Clinton. Substitute nothing for the ACA. Substitute the war in Iran with the war in Iraq⦠no, ADD the war in Iran to the war in Iraq! Then talk to me about drone warfare and TPP.
Iāve never understood anyone buying the right-wingās use of āelitistā as a pejorative for their opponents etc thing.
Republicans represent the Rich. Thatās their base. Talk about elitists!
So Trippin hereās the thing. Youāre either an elitist yourself, or a chump.
Youāre welcome.
Lord, Iāve never watched so many ugly people in one room before.
The Prez was a riot but disappointed he ducked out for a smoke pre remarks.
McHale was funny but mostly awkwardā¦Some seemed to love being humiliated, except Ted Cruz and Wolf Blitzer.
I hope darcy was wearing flame retardant garbā¦Lol
Itās one of those contradictory things the right uses to fool their base. Elitist conservatives are called ājob creatorsā, whereas if youāre rich or highly educated but liberal, youāre deemed āelitistā. Like most things on the right, it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Heh. Guess the Jonah Brothers couldnāt make it?
That was a real side-spiltter. Head exploder, even!
Iran? The place that Hillary talks about obliterating?
Totally obliterate?
āIn the next 10 years, during which they might foolishly consider launching an attack on Israel, we would be able to totally obliterate them,ā she said.
Yeah. Sheās a real cream puff.
But waitā¦thereās more. Watch her have a chuckle-fest with her MIC buddy James Baker over the prospect ofā¦bombing Iran!
Who needs fucking John McCain?