He’s mad at God? Think of how God feels about him!
I don’t find delight in the self-inflicted wounds and plights of others, generally, but I do make a few exceptions.
He found out God is a woman.
He should be grateful to God, because God allowed him to make enough money that he could easily afford to pay a $32 million settlement to one accuser and $13 million in settlements to others. Otherwise, he would have been someone who kept on getting accused of sexual harassment but without the resources to keep it quiet. He might have even had to stop harassing women.
Ooooh, ouch. God tests us every day, Bill, and God will get you for that.
“I’m really mad at Bill O’Reilly for sexually harassing those women. I wish that hadn’t happened.”
-God
And she’s pissed.
"I’m mad at God, but…
And God said “Fuck you, loser, anything that pisses you off makes me GLEEFUL!”
“How will this affect my children?” is the question to ask before you do something, not after when you are attempting to evade the consequences.
God would not talk that way about O’Reilly - (s)he wouldn’t put gleeful in all caps.
O’Reilly thinks he is a god. The best there is. He has even written books about the Bible. In the meantime he is a mean and sinful bastard. Bye bye Bill.
If O’Reilly writes $32 million checks when he has done nothing wrong and can “prove” he has done nothing wrong, just imagine how big the checks are in all the cases in which he has done something wrong and his victims can prove it. I’m surprised the man has any money left.
She’s a Karmic bitch.
The seminal question is how will being his children affect his children, a question he should have asked before he did something.
Since O’Reilly apparently worships his penis, perhaps this is a sign that Bill-O is finally approaching the point of putting some of the blame where it belongs - if so, now he just needs to move the focus of responsibility from his little head to his fat head.
God to BillO: You should be thankful. I havent yet released a good portion of what I know. If you make me mad, it will start dripping.
Get in line Bill-o. I want to have a word with the Lord about creating you.