Discussion: NYT: Trump Called Cohen Friday While Their Lawyers Battled In Court

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Hi Micheal, it’s Fat Donny. It looks like it’s really pouring g on you. Just wanted to let you know that Vlad the impaler has a Russian umbrella if you don’t get those recordings back.

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Mikey, this is John Miller. The stable genius says ixnay on the off-pays. Tell Vlad not to say anything either… Do you know where my passport is?

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“Mike? Hey, it’s Don. How are you? Holding up okay? … Good, good… Say, Mike, did they get anything good? … Sure, I’ll hold. Mike, what’s that clicking?”

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Donny Dotard just doesn’t learn.

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Oh, let there be a tape of this.

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Trump’s pathology is off the charts!

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“Just checking in”? You mean the way Putin “just checks in” on Trump? And can Trump be certain the Feds aren’t monitoring Cohen’s phones?

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I continue to marvel how nothing Trump does stays secret. Seemingly, the leaks occur within minutes of whatever inane thing he just did. Just crazy.

And, by the way, thanks to Trump, I now know what a “taint team” is…and to my surprise, it has nothing to do with his porn stars.

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“Mike, don’t mention the money laundering. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.”

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Hey Mike - see what I just did for “Scooter”?

< nudge, nudge, wink, wink >

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He can’t. And he can’t be certain that they’re not monitoring his own calls.

They’re both screwed. Bummer.

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Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, ‘cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.

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George Constanza is a model of rectitude and virtuous behavior compared to these two ass-clowns, Cohen and Fat Nixon.

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President Donald Trump called his embattled personal lawyer Michael Cohen on Friday to “check in,”

You know, Two Scoops, the fact that you and everyone you know, pretty much, are the subjects of a federal investigation isn’t like when a lot of folks you know are down with a nasty case of the flu or something. You can’t help make it go away by “checking in,” or stopping by with some homemade soup. It’s a little more serious than that. But it’s a kindly gesture all the same, you traitorous dumbass.

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Here’s my joke for the day:

Q. What do Al Capone, John Gotti, and Lucky Luciano all have in common?

A. None of them were stupid enough to become President of the United States.

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I think Putin is the worst—stalinesque, if given the opportunity—but should we be a little grateful he didn’t choose a smarter traitor?

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Donald J. Trump: Truly, the stupidest man alive.

https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00438/news-graphics-2008-_438199a.jpg

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Headlong into…

“Stupid Watergate”

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I just wish/hope/pray that there is a warrant we don’t know about that had any electronic communications Cohen makes be monitored by law enforcement.

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