Discussion: NYT: Comey Told Sessions He Didn't Want To Be Alone With Trump

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You mean Trump cannot be trusted? Shocking!

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Well aside form his being a diminutive creepy sex elf, I assume this was precisely because of the improbity of the POTUS talking alone to he FBI director while the POTUS was being investigated.

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“Hello Acme Popcorn, id like to order three large bags of your ‘important testimony’ brand and two large bags of the ‘orange salty bastard’ brand.”

“My name? Bullwinkle J. Moose.”

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Also because you know, the White House is a very, very old building, and people who are visiting the Oval Office on their own can accidentally, you know, trip and fall and hit their head on things without anybody seeing it if you understand what I’m saying here

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After this tidbit is confirmed, no one will be able to claim with a straight face that Comey dragged his feet in calling out the president’s impropriety. One day later, for goodness sake!

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I do.

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Hell, I wouldn’t want to be alone with him either, And I’m not 6’8". In fact, I don’t want to be part of a crowd of 300-odd million others with him in the same country.

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Comey Told Sessions He Didn’t Want To Be Alone With Trump

Okay Jimmy - show me on this dolly where the man touched you. Can you do that for me?

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So its like that Lucy episode (the one where Ricky accidentally hits Lucy square in the face, with a book).

“Important testimony” OR…
“How I watched the Republic crumble in my lifetime” OR…
“Komey Komey Komedian”

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Well, I believe we already know from parts of another Comey memo that Trump forced a hug on him in public, (remember Comey trying to blend in with the drapes?) so who hell know what Trump would try in private?

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And now here’s something we’ll really like!

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“Sometimes it’s not so easy being Fearless Leader!”

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“Squirrels? What’s a squirrel? There’s no such thing as squirrels (or snow leopards) in Almaty.” Anyone saying different is engaging in fake news."

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Comey told Attorney General Jeff Sessions that he did not want to be alone with the President again.

A lot of beauty pageant contestants and models have expressed the exact same sentiment.

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… and yet being Shameless Tweeter appears pretty much effortless!

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Talk about fractured fairy tales and improbable history…with Jared as Mr. Know-It-All.

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Whatever. :wink: After two days of the White House Rug getting more attention than Trump. He would be on Fox or NBC throwing it under the bus: "No! It was me! I’m in charge here, I make the decisions! No rug, no rug. YOU’RE THE RUG!

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