And nowhere do they say “Careful. You could put an eye out.”
Plastic Donnie should be driven around in the back of a Chevy pickup, flying the Confederate and Nazi flags.
Wrong, the statue is anatomically correct. It could only put out a fly’s eye, or an un-extinguished matchstick.
Still, my point: No warning necessary.
News at a glans.
“It can’t be unseen: some jarring statues of a nude Donald Trump began appearing in locations across the country Thursday, including New York City’s Union Square.”
FEMA has begun around-the-clock airlifts of Brain Bleach to all of the disaster sites.
The Red Cross is urgently appealing for donations to replace their rapidly-dwindling reserves.
Residents are urged to shelter in place until licensed psychotherapists arrive on the scene.
The Emperor dosen’t have any clothes.
This may be the most awesome Trump attack to date.
Someone at the NYC park board is not a Trump fan. Love it.
“NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small,” the statement read.
Can’t argue with that!
And now this!
Televangelists are advised to float in place until back-up donations arrive. Where the hell is Creflo Dollar when we need him most?
Actually, this is pretty funny. The Emperor has no clothes. This will no doubt bring about a response from the Donald. It’s the best kind of humor - truth!
I don’t know - the main danger could come from laughing oneself to death.
the New York City Parks Department had quite a bit of fun with its answer
Now that’s a NYC PD that knows how to conduct intercourse with the public.
I laughed my ass off when I read this on another site. “Ginger” is the artist who ostensibly created at least one of these “erections.” But the coordinated Trump-Bomb across various cities is the kinda sauce I like.
A quote for the ages.