Couldn’t happen to a more worthy group of assholes. And it’s nice that this castration is happening before the 2020 elections.
But he’s such a nice dresser-
I extend tots and pears to Mr. Cox. May his life be long and his woes be many.
Better and better.
Let them fight. With Gunz.
Yes, please. Gentlemen, settle this like real men–at dawn in a field with pistols. You’ll be doing us all a favor.
UT quarterback Vince Young is a freaking HERO in Austin for winning the National Championship. He was a bust in the NFL, blew all his money, but still a hero in Austin, so he got hired by the University of Texas in some made-up PR job that took care of him. Basically all he had to do was NOT get caught drunk driving and he had a cushy paycheck for life.
But he couldn’t do that. So he got fired.
The NRA had THE CUSHIEST gig in 'Merica. Total, easy gravy train. Devoted following, everflowing stream of gun-maker money. But they couldn’t NOT blow themselves up.
KA-BOOM.
Thoughts and prayers …
Coup attempt?
The intrigue in the royal court is just, well intriguing. Next up poison rings and secret messages sealed in wax.
OT
Defending the indegensible.
Munch, munch, munch. Can I have some more butter on my popcorn?
Keep shooting, guys! Thoughts and prayers.
There’s no doubt it would go something like this:
He’s already living in “interesting times,” so your wish is already in the Prime fulfillment center. 
How come you all didn’t shoot him?
That is the GOP’s raison d’etre.
as the gun rights group suspended its chief lobbyist for his alleged involvement in a failed coup attempt against NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre.
In order for this to get more Byzantine, we need a few eyes gouged, or hands chopped off… (both very bad for gun nuts) or castration (most ammosexuals won’t even noticed) …
Everyone gets a prize!!! An NRA Special.
In response to Josh’s Medieval comment …