Discussion for article #232993
Well, there you go.
If violence doesn’t work, time to put 'em down.
Simple really.
EDIT: Isn’t that the Conservative culture in a nutshell?
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Insecure little boys need guns to make them feel like men…
But it’s not working.
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Or from him putting a bullet in you! For now…
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The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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Or vice-versa, with respect to Mr. Cotton.
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Great… Another Texan I’ll have to cross off my babysitter list.
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Is a paddle an “arm” protected by the 2A? Free slogan for this guy:
“I’m sick of people who say don’t touch my child … but don’t force me to vaccinate! Parental choice!”
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Satirizing and ridiculing right-wing nut jobs now keeps me from fragging them later.
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“When he squeezed the trigger and saw the can split open, his love of shooting was affirmed.”
I’m surprised they left out the next line: “When he put a firecracker in the ass of a frog whose legs he had just pulled off and saw it explode, his love of killing things was affirmed.”
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Trauma is what causes PTSD. Just look in the mirror.
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I was subjected to corporal punishment as a child in the mid1950s [4th grade] because of habitual tardiness and other ADD behavior. I’d stop in vacant, overgrown lots on the way to school and look for flowers, insects , especially, monarch butterfly chrsyalids and moth cocoons.
On several occasions, I got a heavy leather strap, brandished by the vice-principal, applied to the palms of my hands. I never forgot that. Looking back, it was barbaric, really. Whether or not it “did me any good” is debatable. It didn’t “cure” my ADD and I still have aspects of ADD at 67 y.o. I did however end up becoming a biologist and am still fascinated by insects and flowers.
Since the corporal punishment didn’t work, I guess someone will just have to put a bullet in me, but at 67, whoever’s going to do it had better act soon.
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Isn’t this more of a racial, lynching issue than a corporal punishment problem?
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So!
Texas will soon pass legislation mandating that each child be paddled in order to save them from some NRA dung beetle putting a bullet in them.
It should also be mandatory that children not be vaccinated against measles. Or inoculated against voting for weasels like Ricky Perry.
Becuz of course…
BENGHAAAAAAZZZZZIIII@2wAaAQWq!!qw1!@Wq!Wa!!!11Qw2@1!!
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Protecting the fetus
so they can shoot it later.
NRA FamilyValues.
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Guns
So easy idiots can kill anybody with 'em.
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It’s interesting how he’s got it almost directly backwards. Hitting a kid makes it much more likely that the kid will use violence to solve problems than anything else you could do.
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So Chucky, you can’t control your urges? Howzabout you castrate yourself instead? It’s okay by the Texas Constitution, and by all of us here at TPM.
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Sounds like Charles could have stood some more paddling as a youngster.
Mr. Cotton, based on the loathsome but persistent analogy that “nits make lice”, why not proactively shoot all the male children now?
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