Discussion: Now Paramount Pictures Is Pulling 'Team America' From Movie Theaters

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Man, those North Koreans sure know how to turn corporations into sniveling cowards.

I guess Paramount’s servers are chock full of high school level cattiness as well.

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We would’ve never known that actresses were diva without these email dumps.

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Corporate America are such sniveling cowards.

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Land of the free and home of the chickenshit panty-wetters. Welcome to Limdsy Graham’s America.

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“Prissy! Hide the silver! The Korean YANKEES are comin’!”

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Just wrong on SO MANY LEVELS.

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It was inebitable.

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Okay, this is just getting silly. Just how easy will studios bow to other threats? Stay TUNED to this channel for next week’s episode of Exceptional America Theater: Profiles in Courage!

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Just to be safe, we should probably make sure Charlie Chaplin’s ‘The Dictator’ isn’t showing anywhere either.

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I find it funny how people are denouncing Hollywood execs for being easily scared. We’re talking about people who will reshoot the ending of a finished film, just because some schmuck in a test screening didn’t get it. And people who won’t make a film unless it’s got two A-list celebrities and/or an established fanbase from a prior TV show, movie, book, or video game.

So…why would anyone expect to see profiles in courage from these people. They didn’t get to where they are by taking risks and bucking trends.

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Just yesterday you were arguing that Sony should change the movie. It doesn’t seem fair for you to accuse them cowardice today.

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A point. A definite point. But there at least used to be a time when they would have cashed in on all this free publicity come hell or high water.

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One would hope that some of our home-grown hackers would shred this delusional dictator’s computers. Or is that being too aggressive?

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Gee I never knew that American Studios/distributors were such a big bunch of craven gutless wonders.

How does one hack a Commodore64?

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I for one am impressed by the caliber of North Korea’s hackers. I have seen video footage of the equipment they are working with. I’m pretty sure they are using LightBrights ® as computers. I don’t know if our hackers are that backwards compatible.

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Argghhh, beat me to it by seconds!

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I just hope our power grid has better security than Sony Pictures.

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Feckless, contemptible poltroons. Frightened silly by a tinpot dictator in a police state 5,500 across the ocean from Hollywood. Send them spine starch for Christmas.

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