the judge has had to explain multiple times to Kobach and HVS — who keep complaining that HVS’ statements are being taken out of context — that Kobach can use redirect to add that context
I have to admire the skill of Kobach and Von Spakovsky. In spite of the fact that they are constantly dancing away from the facts and that they have tiny members, each manages to always keep one foot stepping on his dick.
Yep!
They might want to consider hiring a lawyer who is more competent than themselves to argue their case. You know, a lawyer like Michael Cohen.
If they wanted more credibility, they should have had this guy argue their case instead:
I think that they meant “scowler” instead of “scholar.”
Jaja, der Spezialist bin ich. Es gibt kein anderes so besonderes, glaub mir du. Mein Arsch ist sauber und meine Fürze riechen nach Jasmin.
(Hans von Spakovsky)
Rosie Glasses?!? Is she a friend of Stormy Daniels?
It looks to me like each one is the ass end.
The court has Von Shytfuk on audio and transcript to impeach his testimony. All for 5 fricken people.
Isn’t this a premeditated attempt to flat ass just screw with the court ?
“I am so offended… by the Philistine tactics of Mr. von Spakovsky, I petitioned the A.B.A. For his disbarment… on the grounds of moral turpitude.”
Thanks to Google translate, I laughed. He is, indeed, special.
Backpfeifengesicht
Von Who?
Dang…these Ruski/Germans are everywhere!
Now that these shits have trumped up the bravado to attempt this half-assed fight, they are surprised to find themselves the ones under a microscope looking like evidence of some swift and fatal disease rather than defenders of the faith.
The fun thing is that after so many years of spreading this racist lie, when finally called to put up or shut up, all their pathetic wrigling reveals is how completely brazen and transparently dishonest the entire meme was. After so much time trumpeting their tale from the housetops, what they are doing with their chance to make their case, they can’t do it because there is nothing there and never was. Oops.
Perhaps it is too ridiculous to think of irony coming home to roost (so to speak), but couldn’t the court order all these lying scoundrels into custody before farce this is over?
Notorious Von Spakovsky
That was the name of my punk rock band in the late '70s.
He looks like the kid that every other kid wanted to kick the living shit out of in grammar school. I’ll bet he was popular during dodgeball.
Translation:
There is no real translation, but a few meanings you can find are:
“a face that cries out for a fist” or “that person whose face is just begging to be introduced to fist”
LOLZ!
And we’d hate you if you were… 
The Republican definition of voter fraud? “Any votes cast by people not like us.”
I’d hate me too. 
If I ever have pet leech or an ass tumor, I am going to name it “Notorious Von Spakovsky.”
