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I guess yaâll ran out.
Ship. Rats. Jumping. Sinking.
The reason Griftinâ Ollie wonât âserveâ a second term is because he was actually paid by the now defunct NRATV. As a long-time scam artist he knows when the well has run dry.
North translator: First I look at the purse, and youâre broke, NRA. Iâll be moving on to my next grift.
You donât need an auditor to know a kickback situation when you see it.
Many people are saying theyâre now desperately trying to reanimate Chuck Heston, and his cold dead hands.
And he can do it too. Only needs a jillion dollars for âresearch.â
If youâve ever been part of a large nonprofit you can imagine how the media and marketing people feel with this erupting in the middle of their convention. 
ETA: Well, straight-up denying whatâs in front of everyoneâs lying eyes remains a popular option.
North: âYou can find me wading ashore with guns and ammo held overhead. That scow was not worth going down with.â
Dana Loesch needs to be put in âtime-outâ.
Dana LoeschâThe NRAâs Baghdad Bob
Maybe Ted Nugent will step up?
More news from the NRA convention, where members gather yearly to celebrate their shared vision and goals:
Nothing says âunitedâ like angry resignation letters.
Bad break-ups are the worst but the love affair with Ollie is over, kaput.
Iâd say TPM commenters are spot on here.
I was reading comments at Balloon Juice this morning about the NRA popcorn fest. But a poster said a weakened NRA will just be replaced by worse groups, such as the Second Amendment Foundation and Gun Owners of America.
I still think thatâs an improvement. Distributing the nuts among more organizations weakens them and provides even more opportunities for fratricide.
I hope so!