Discussion: North Korea Warns Of 'Super-Mighty Preemptive Strike' Against United States

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“In the case of our super-mighty preemptive strike being launched,"

At least they know how to communicate with Trump, I will give them that…

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Please stop the winning – I want to get off…

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Maybe I’m crazy, but this kind of talk almost reassures me. This threat is a substitute for action, IMO.

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I’ll be relieved when all this preemptive war-talk turns out to be nothing more than a War of the Superlatives. Until then, belligerence on both sides seems to be the best these people know how to do.

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Uh oh… soon, all our base are belong to them.

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Don’t bother, they’re here.

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Trump: General, they said super-mighty, what does that mean!? Are they going to nuke us? Here let me get on Twitter and tell Los Angeles to start evacuating!

General: No. No. No. Mr. President, they can’t reach the U.S with their technology.

Trump. BUT THEY SAID SUPER-MIGHTY!

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Super-Mighty

Very, VERY much like North Korea. Who’d thunk a US president would ever compete with Kim in a grandiose adjectives contest?

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Can’t they just send some missionaries? It works for South Korea.

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How unpresidented in these current times.

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“I thought it was important that people on the other side of the DMZ see our resolve in my face.”

Yes…the guy who’s too scared to eat with a woman is going to scare North Korea.

You have got to be kidding me. Mugging across the DMZ is an actual strategy now?

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“I thought it was important that we went outside,” he said, according to the Washington Post. “I thought it was important that people on the other side of the DMZ see our resolve in my face.”

Pence: Alright boys, they’ve seen my mean face. Now where is my wife, where is Mommy?

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I think that’s what countries did before they developed their own version of a State Department. Now that we’ve neutered ours, its about all we have left. Send in the fundamentalists. Talk of G-d is all we’ll have left after they’ve burn all the bridges and diplo-speak. As it stands right now, diplomacy is dead in a Drumpf administration…unless you have oil, that is.

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To augment his Armada, Trump’s deep in negotiations with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…

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DPRK writing checks with their mouth that their ass can’t cash. They are bellicose, which is not good, but they aren’t suicidal.

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“Oh, no. Jeff, you didn’t. Damnit Sessions! Those weren’t for making turtle soup you stupid hillbilly!”

Sessions: The one in orange had marijuana. They were a danger to us all.

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However, mistakes get made…and if only we could say the same about the madman at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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" “I thought it was important that people on the other side of the DMZ see our resolve in my face.”

That “resolve” is what you think they (North Koreans) are seeing through their binoculars ?

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“History will attest the soldier does not bear the sword in vain.”

High fallutin war words for the dim witted.

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