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Amazon Prime can’t help you now, Kim Jong-un; you’ll never get those presents in time for Christmas.
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Did they try unplugging it for 30 seconds then plugging it back in?
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White House comment: (crickets)
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They have the internets in North Korea?
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Can’t hack without bandwidth.
jw1
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They have robust internets with over 1,024 IP addresses.
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Sometimes you have to just do a factory reset. Kim can just stick something small in that tiny hole in the back.
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Are we talking about an unbent paperclip or something else?
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If only Obama had balls…
I’m pretty sure Fux News will credit this to Giuliani or Ollie North scaring the North Korean internet to death or some such fuckery.
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Technically they are fishing nets used indoors, but yes.
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Ahhhhh… like Gilligan’s island then?
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Exactly. Thurston Howell is a short fat Korean guy and the Skipper and Gilligan are his bumbling henchmen. The professor is locked in a bamboo cage.
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LOL. Enjoy the dick sammich, NK!
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Does anyone else imagine the Benny Hill theme song plays everywhere in North Korea on loudspeakers?
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The Press Secretary reportedly replied, “All your Base are belong to us!”
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All thousand people who are allowed to use it are likely going through withdrawal by now.
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Hey, I used to have one of those!
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1200 baud?!?!
Well, it is North Korea.