Discussion: North Korea Criticizes Bolton's 'Dim-Sighted' Remarks About Denuclearization

Poor translation. They meant dim-witted, and bellicose.

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They had it right when they used the term, “human scum.” No reason to sugar-coat things now.

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Choe described Bolton’s comments as having “no charm”

That much is certain.

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But when the North Koreans are telling you about your lack of charm, that’s pretty bad. They’re not exactly famous for it themselves.

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It’s not one of their principal exports. Hmmm. What is?

ETA

The main exports are metallurgical products, minerals, manufactured products, textiles, and agricultural and fishery products. Ninety percent of their imports come from China.

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Anyway, Bolton-Schmolton. Here’s something in the Little Things You Notice department:

I can’t get over that “13 (18)” thing. It’s five keystrokes that may be the most dementialicious thing he’s done yet. Is it 13? Or 18? It’s both and neither simultaneously! It’s the Schrodinger’s cat of derp! I’m tellin’ yiz, I think reality is modular for him, with interchangeable views you can swap in and out, and he has no sense that for most people that’s impossible and nuts. SO DEEPLY WEIRD.

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That’s a commonality we could use to help bridge our differences. You know, complain about sure the stuff is cheap but it doesn’t last, that kind of thing.

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As long as his arse isn’t on the front lines Bolton is for waging war anywhere in the world!

“I confess I had no desire to die in a Southeast Asian rice paddy… I considered the war in Vietnam already lost.”

— John Bolton, 1995

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It appears North Korea did an excellent job of assessing Bolton’s character.

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I believe the correct translation from the Korean is “dotardishness”.

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They should have included the line, “We wholeheartedly condemn John Bolton’s bellicosity and shameless and dangerous war-mongering tendencies, but we must admit he totally rocks that porn stache.”

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I know we all have a tendency to criticize and berate John Bolton, but one must never forget that he also, along with Our Noble President, served on the front lines during The Great Disco Venereal Disease Offensive of the 1970s.
Remember that many brave men sacrificed their polyester shirts and coke spoons during the fighting.

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In her Saturday statement, Choe said Bolton “should at least have understood about what kinds of substantive communications are made between the top leaders concerning the third round of summit before he had ever opened his mouth.”

Ouch…

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but we must admit he totally rocks a dotard’s porn stache.

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Since the number is always changing, I think it’s a math equation. 234 angry Democrats. Next he’ll start putting exponents on it. 13(18)2

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And soon it will be an undeniable majority of everyone in this country. We all hate him so much. He just can’t win. He should surrender now.

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Kim is to visit Russia for a summit with Russian President Vladimir Putin later this month.

Kim: Yo, Vlad…make trump do this for me.
Vlad: Da, sure no problem.

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Hey, I agree with a minion of a mad dictator - Bolton’s remarks don’t have any charm. ever.