And Dotard wasnât invited? That will leave a Nobel markâŚ
Itâs like a rom com where Meg Ryanâs best friend tells her that the Tom Hanks character is such a great guy and you need to get to the airport and meet him in Singapore before he joins a Bhuddist Monastery.
Whatever you do itâs always better to do it without Donald. The world has pretty much decided as much.
I didnât pay much attention yesterday. So the summit might be back on now? Donny really going for a second round of embarrassment on this one? What will Bolton have to do to sabotage this round?
Just --- Can't --- Help It
Let us hope for Korean Unification at the end of these historic discussions. This peace would be good for America and the Korean people. We would no longer need troops in Korea and the American taxpayer would reap the rewards. Unification would draw opposition from the military mercenary complex but who knows. The military mercenary complex might soften if we decided instead to take on the Russians for the attacks on America, the dastardly use of chemical weapons against civilians in England, our NATO ally and the genocide in Ukraine.
I think Preshitident Skanky Manslut will come around and support the talks once the South Koreans make the expected payments and bribes to Iwanka, Don Jr. and the Trump Foundation through Emmett Flood, Michael Cohen, Rudy Giuliani, Elliott Broidy, Erik Prince or one of the other designated bagmen working for the Preshitident and his crime family.
The dotard doesnât seem to be necessary to resolve the Korea Unification effort.
WTF just happened? The two LEADERS met and Trump is tweeting âMe, too. Me, too! Nobel! Nobel!â One more time the Big Buffoon didnât do his homework or any WORK but wants to worm his way in and take total credit as if his âbreakupâ letter did any good. WTF???
Sources say the greatest breakthrough in todayâs meeting was Moon and Kimâs agreement on the shape of the childrenâs table and the placement of Trumpâs high chair â and in the event of a last-minute impasse, to offer him an unprecedented Third Scoop.
Kim Jung-Un is out-Trumping Trump. Nimrata âball-lickerâ Haley says itâs Trump unpredictability thatâs driving the process, but she could not be more wrong, itâs Kim who nobody seems to figure out and the one that keeps springing surprises. Part of it itâs Kim doesnât feel the need to be demanding credit on twitter for each single thing that he does, and his lackeys are much more disciplined with the praise and message, and are not trying to push their personal agenda in public.
When Kim inherited the leadership of the PRK, I thought he was a fat lightweight that was going to be a figure head while they sorted out where the power should reside. But he seems to be quiet good at âdictatoringâ, and has masterly handled the US, in part is because his counterpart is an imbecile.
Has Cadet Bone Spurs taken credit yet? Issued a coin?
Reagan had a big mouth, but little influence on the Berlin Wall coming down, and the US had little to do with German ReunificationâŚ
If the world sees Dotard as irrelevant, so much the better.
Moon and Kim have learned what Congress and European leaders found out last year: Bone Spurs Dotard is not a reliable negotiating partner. To their credit, theyâve chosen to ignore his tantrums.
Hmm, so what could be the reason for this new meeting?
Fat Donnyâs little brain just doesnât understand that this is not The Art of the Deal, but rather The Art of War.
"All warfare is based on deception."
Translated from the original Korean, the message read, "Dear Don the Con, Who Needs Ya!?
Governments in Europe, Africa, Asia, and the Americas are studying these developments to discover just how much they also can do without Trumpy Cat at the table.
Antarctica was questioned, but Opus the Penguin was too busy napping in a dandelion field, and the rest were dancing.
WordâŚ
The comparison of âThe Art of Warâ with âThe Art of the Dealâ might sum up the US-Sino relationship better than anything elseâŚ
Deception and knowing your enemy, drawing him out to the place of your choosingâŚ
Like I said yesterday, the orange shitgibbon couldnât negotiate a shared cab rideâŚ
South Korea is the 7th largest export economy in the world.
In 2016, South Korea exported $483B
NOTE CAREFULLY - The top export destinations of South Korea are:
China ($124B)
United States ($66.7B)
Hong Kong ($32.8B)
Vietnam ($32.6B)
Japan ($24.4B)
So if the leaders of North & South Korea (with back-channel encouragement from China) agree to get along ⌠and plan to - over time - undertake a wide range of collaboration projects - that incrementally make progress toward a form of reunification ⌠and North Korea says - just keep that ass-hole Trump out of this ⌠and North Korea says âeh - we wonât spend money on making more nukes - but we will lock them in the closet and we wonât be launching test missiles - but maybe putting up satellitesâ
⌠what is Trump left to do? what will he be able to threaten? what will he rage about as the âoffenses of North Koreaâ ? how will Bolton get Trump to start a the nuke war that Bolton craves?
Itâs worth remembering that Kim has good reason to continue negotiating with Moon, the first of which is he desperately needs the money. The longer he can drag this out the more concessions (food, trade) he is likely to get from the South, especially now that Marshall Tweeto has accomplished the previously unimaginable â making Kim look reasonable!
As soon as the meeting in Indonesia was announced North Korean experts predicted Kim would never travel that far from home because he fears a coup. The upper echelons of DPRK âleadershipâ is a snake pit. There is a reason Kim had to murder* his close relatives et al, all of whom held high-ranking positions in the military: He had to establish his reputation as an âiron hand.â
I donât see anything thatâs particularly new or unusual about these negotiations. He wants the goods and they want to tamp down the threats. Itâs the same playbook his daddy and his granddaddy used.
*He didnât really want to. Indeed. If the bumper stickers on all of his official vehicles are any indication, heâd rather be sailing.
OT Has anyone noticed that the commemorative coin issued to trumpet the not-gonna-happen summit is a âDeal of the Dayâ at the White House Gift store? Itâs gone from $24.95 to $19.95, with âFREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $150â!
Ever the sharpest tools in the shed, they couldnât find a picture of the coin. Here are .jpgs of both the front and back:
While Iâm sure a bunch of rubes will buy them in the mistaken belief it will become a collectors items in their lifetimes, Iâm personally waiting for the real one.
