When confronted by a detective, von Keyserling said āhe was sorry he pinched her, and ā¦ it has gotten this out of hand,ā according to the warrant.
Sorry, you SOB, out of hand was exactly what this wasnāt. Oh what the chief pussy grabber has wrought. Ladies, knee the bastards.
Tiny bit of the chaos brought to us courtesy of Trump.
Von Keyserling also allegedly called the woman āa lazy, bloodsucking union employee,ā according to the warrant.
He clearly has a great deal of anger and hate towards this woman, āPinchingā her was the only version of assault he could do to her outside of a lethal blow. He didnāt realize that heād be caught and arrested.
āHe later told police the ālittle pinchā he gave was a result of the ākindā of relationship he had with the unnamed woman.ā
Whew!
For a minute there, I thought it was sexual assault.
Glad to know it was just good, clean GOP fun in our new-and-improved Trumpās Americaā¢.
Who āpinchesā a woman in the groin area? Pinch on the ass, sure, know about that. But pinching a woman in the groin area? Never even heard of that.
Trump: All white males are exempt from any punishment that results from The Trump Grab. I will sign a statement to this effect on Day 1. Keep Pinching and Grabbing.
Grotesque.
The Groping Old Party.
Women need to wind up and kick the Republican pigs in balls when Trump and his people grab them anyplace. Time for Donnie and Corey Lewandowski to be castrated!
Did the woman invite him to PHG ( PinchHerGroin) or to GRP(GrabHerP***y?
If not, it is sexual assault and battery.
āplayful gestureā??? Who DOES this sht? Honest to Godā¦no. Not even with that ākindā of relationship with the woman. No. Never.
Time for Donnie and Corey Lewandowski to be castrated!
Did someone mention Joanie Ernst?
Old GOP: penny pinching.
New GOP: pussy pinching.
A tiny widdle baby pinchā¦God, these cowardly cavemen are pathetic.
Everyone knows that āthe moveā involves a swirl, not a pinch. Or, god forbid, a knuckle.
Conservatives are making America great again one vagina at a time. Enjoy it ladies, it donāt get any better than this*!
*Yeah I know, itās a terrifying thought.
Think of
Think of the $$$$$$to be made off Grab/Pinch This XXXL womensā T-shirt with a downward pointing arrow!
Dude should totally give the White House a call next week. Maybe Don will pay his court costs.
You knowā¦taking these assholes down is going to be much easier than I thought.
Bring it.
"His lawyer told Greenwich Time that this āwas a playful gesture, in front of witnesses. It was too trivial to be considered anything of significance. To call it a sexual assault is not based in reality.āā
I just love this. Itās not anything significant because the assaulter says so - what the victim thinks is irrelevant.