Discussion: No Republicans (So Far) Will Go On CNN To Respond To Sessions Testimony

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They are taking a ‘victory lap’.

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They need their talking points first, and they will have them shortly (i.e. “two weeks” or so).

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That’s because they’re essentially all in the same bathroom stall sharing the bath salts while trying to come up with their talking points. I can assure you, their talking points will be proof of the bath salts accusation.

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Okay, sure. But to be fair, even if you offered me a tax-free payout of $1,000,000 for doing so, I would have to seriously think about it before I appeared on CNN.

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Well, that explains why he was forced to put Democrats in front of a camera, as distasteful as that may be to them.

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While i like ya answer, not getting paid ‘CNN money’ hasn’t stopped Yoho, Collins or Jim Langford from being Trump shills.

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To go all Attorney General Sessions on you:

My honor, sir, demands that you not impugn my character by associating me with these scurrilous individuals. The cretinous scoundrels you mention would do anything for money, whereas I am a gentleman of the highest stature.

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR.

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“I just want to alert our viewers that we’ve invited Republicans to join us as well. Hopefully they will."

The rolls are legion of those critically injured in the past by getting between McCain and a television camera.

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Any give question: “I do not recall”

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They’re all afraid they’ll end up cellmates with Tyrion Sessions…

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“I just want to alert our viewers that we’ve invited Republicans to join us as well,” but they’re all booked for consecutive sessions on Fox.

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That is because they are all chicken-shits who are especially afraid of the Drumpf’s wrath.

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Pre-emptive Executive privilege.

Its all the rage!

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“…whereas I am a gentleman of the highest stature.”

I see what you did there. :joy_cat:

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Kinda like this:

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Not even when Elfs fly.

An Elfin Chia pet. That’s a good idea.
Maybe they could be used to sprout weed. Haha!

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fits right in with the alternative facts phenomenon.

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Right.
Just sub-categories in the Bullshit Class.

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Profiles in Covfefe

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