“Yeah, we’re right on it, and we’ll have it just as soon as we find a cure for the common cold, solve how to travel faster than the speed of light, and figure out why Adam Sandler still has a film career.”
I believe this is the plan …
They are just about to declare war on the Confederacy too.
“Give us a little time, another month or so,”
IT MakeS NO sense to ROLL OUt OHBUMMErcare UNTIL after THE ELECTION. Let THE VOTers DECIDE.
“Really, really really. I promise. THIS time, I really won’t yank the football out from your kick, Charlie Brown!”
The disgusting part is, any fictional figleaf at this point will get flogged as THE Alternative and we can safely delete Obamacare immediately. Very Serious People All Agree.
How long can it take to erase all the mentions of “Obama” and write “Ryan”?
Ha! I thought they were the Confederacy.
Give us a little time
…If I had a box just for wishes
And dreams that had never come true
The box would be empty
Except for the memory
Of how they were answered by you…
–Jim Croce
If anything it will be tax cuts/incentives ad nauseum since that it all the GOP ever talks about. Of course Wolf Blitzer will hail it as the “bold new GOP plan”.
The Right to Die Broke Act of 2016 will include THE USUAL tax cuts for job creators, spending cuts on public health initiatives, increased military spending in red states and the invasion of a yet unnamed south Asian country.
More evidence of Ryan’s leadership abilities, and forward thinking as a wonk.
they only admit that while under the “sheets” at night
Fool me once…http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=george+bush+fool+me+once&view=detail&mid=5F91311494909AC4B65C5F91311494909AC4B65C&FORM=VIRE
They’ll follow Trump’s lead. How long does it take to type “It’s going to be amazing and no one is going to die on the sidewalk.”?
Will someone please go out on to the runway and flip on the landing lights for Amelia Earhart? Thanks in advance.
“I had a two hour and fifty-something” marathon, Ryan said.
It’s not only going to have be amazing it’s going to have to top this.
This will take one of two forms. One, a non-implementable list of apple pie conservative bullet points. Two, a serious-ish plan aborted before its birth because they can’t figure out a way to insure pre-existing conditions without an insurance mandate, which they’ve turned into a third rail within their electorate.
Wake me when the movie ends, I’ve seen it too many times.
Lucy.
Charly Brown.
Football.