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Wouldn’t a Trebutine® be more fun? Asking for a friend.
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Some things never change.
Today, he’s just taking a jackhammer to the Constitution.
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Walking down Fifth Avenue and window shopping was always a pleasure and Bonwit was part of it.
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This constant punning is a really bad hobbit.
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I’m Mordor-fied by your post…
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The folks doing it usually come off as being so Smaug.
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Drowning the brand in a bathtub of red ink.
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The clock is salvageable- if you remove the name plates. Perhaps they can be melted down and made into something useful - like a trash can or spittoon.
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I’ll admit that your post does have a Ring of truth to it…
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Dump Tower, 2020’s new abandobded shopping malls.
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Does he even own this or did some sap just buy the name?
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oh man… this will be the fucking best if the trump ‘brand’ collapses as a result – since he doesn’t actually build anything anymore… he just sells his name for marketing purposes…
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The money laundering angle is the only way any Rump property, globally, makes economic sense. Anyone whose finances are illegal, shady, highly embarrassing or taxable should love a Rump property for the networking effects alone. Legitimate, transparent investors and residents lose their shirts with nothing to compensate.
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He and his bankers own it.
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Can be a real Thorin people’s sides.
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However, it still serves as the lower Manhattan portal to Hell, so there’s that……
this is the one just south of central park on 5th avenue… so it’s the really hoity toity location. even better.
hahahaha: fortune mag article (seriously, read this article.):
Trump Tower Is Now One of NYC’s Least-Desirable Luxury Buildings
…For anyone who owns a unit in the tower, the past two years have been brutal. Most condo sales have led to a loss after adjusting for inflation, property records show. Several sold at more than a 20% loss. By contrast, across Manhattan, just 0.23% of homes over the past two years sold at a loss, according to PropertyShark, a real-estate data provider. …
While some corners of Trump’s business empire have thrived, such as his Washington D.C. hotel, others have suffered from his high unpopularity. Rounds of golf are down at his public course in New York, a clutch of once Trump-branded buildings have torn his name off their fronts, and an ambitious plan to launch a new mid-tier hotel chain across the country fizzled. …
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I am actually surprised that no one has threatened to blow up a Trump branded worldwide. See what does to the property prices.
“oh man… this will be the fucking best if the trump ‘brand’ collapses as a result – since he doesn’t actually build anything anymore… he just sells his name for marketing purposes…”
How perfect that would be! Just imagine, that pack of grifter spawn get nuthin’ nada nyet from the only asset left and all because daddy just had to use the office of the president to try and fill the abyss of his pathological neediness.
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A fire trap.
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