‘here’s your sign’ Bill Engvall
paraphrased - Ron White
altho I do take exception to the revenue/spending part…
NYC is town that can abide a clown, but not an out of town clown.
Ah, nice to see the TexAssHole getting the warm, friendly and oh so respectful treatment he deserves!
REJECTED
“he sound of chatter and cutlery on plates grew louder as Cruz’s speech went on”
He’s lucky someone (maybe Trump, maybe not) didn’t slip a steak knife under his ribs.
Exactly! That’s the bumper sticker if he gets nominated!
“Is this thing on ???”
Here’s some NY values for ya, Ted.
The most punchable penguin.
And, being New Yorkers, they think that makes them different from people anywhere else. Or, at least the only people actually entitled to feel that way.
Jeez its hard out there for a demagogue. Or, to be precise, that particular room was unreceptive to that particular demagogue.
Excuse me, could you please pass the salt?
Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?
Looks like the New York GOP Gala went from soup to nuts…
A hive mind set is fascinating…and everyone there was thinking the same thing:
If you ignore IT…IT will go away…eventually.
I previously had the impression that Cruz was someone who had made a careful study of political speech, but that opening salvo of attempted self-deprecation (haven’t built buildings in NY) is horrible.
Print that up quick and make a few bucks.

Bwahahah! Old Teddy just can’t win in NYC or the state for that matter, proving once again no one really loves him! LOL
Let’s remember this isn’t new yorkers we’re talking about, it’s committed new york republicans. He shoulda gone for the jugular first thing.
Cruz may have a high IQ - but he has a strong vein of MORON running through him
- and his painful lack of sincerity when attempting to cozy up to an audience is nauseating.
Several elegant women were observed shaving their legs…