Nope, not gonna say it. This one is just too EASY!
How long before he is named to Trumpās Cabinet?
What would Ben Carson say/
I no longer wonder if those people who gathered in Cleveland this week are not bright enough to know much about the world outside their self-serving lives; they are so dumb they donāt even know their own stateās capitol. They probably think Cleveland is the capitol of Ohio.
Remember, Sarah Palin talked of Africa as a nation, and probably thought Kenya was just one of Africaās states.
Only the best and brightest.
Love the wig.
Man, I canāt take it any more. Iām going to flee to the city of Belgium. I hear it is beautiful.
There is a left side to every bell curve, including the WAIS. Tonight, representatives of that half meet in Cleveland.
On a personal noteā¦ youāre the chair of your stateās delegates to the RNCā¦ and you donāt even know your stateās capital? How is that even possible?
At least, when asked, he didnāt say āN.ā
he mustāve watched āCasinoā again and drooled over the scene where Dickie Smothers, as Harry Reid, picked up the drawer full casino chipsā¦
āNevada Delegate Gets His State Capital Wrong While Voting Trump At RNC.ā
Cousin Eddie: āI got laid off when they closed the asbestos factory, and wouldnāt you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said the plate in my head wasnāt big enough!ā
How is that even possible?
The dumbing down of the Republican Party has been going on for well more than 40 years; itās just progressively gained speed and momentum as the snowball of dumb has gotten larger and larger.
āEven if he were mediocre, there are a lot of mediocre judges and people and lawyers. They are entitled to a little representation, arenāt they, and a little chance? We canāt have all Brandeises, Frankfurters and Cardozos.ā
ā Senator Roman Hruska, Ā® Nebraska, during the 1970 Senate hearings for G. Harrold Carswell, Nixon nominee to the Supreme Court
Iām very disappointed with Wayne Newton. Should have been a no-brainer.
Although we can, apparently, have Frankfurters and Burgers.
Iām sure he meant to refer to Las Vegas as āThe Entertainment Capitalā. It was just a minor miff for a person who may have been somewhat nervous. There is so much to mock at this convention so far, but this is not it. This call out just seems a little mean.
I lived in Nevada. The repigs there ARE this stupid. Only dumber repigs are in Minnesota.
And no one in the convention hall, the Republican party, or even anyone else in the Nevada delegation realized that a mistake had been made. Viva Las Vegas! (Oh, I apologize for speaking Mexican.)
For one thing, I think I went to high school with this moron.
For another, he was a minor player in the most hilarious scandal youāve never heard of: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_G-Sting
For a third, even that third-rate libertarian rag, the LV Review-Journal, wants nothing to do with him:
They named a city after me?!?! Iām honored!
Even if its a crappy excuse for a city.
My first thought was Secretary of the Interior, but then I realized one of the Trump spawn could be in charge of cabinet recommendations so he would probably become the Secretary of Kiss My Ass, Loser.