Discussion: Nebraska Senator Tables Gun Bill That Recognized Gay Couples

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“How we got the whole issue of gay marriage combined with concealed carry is beyond me…”

He continued, "…after all, we should be huntin’ down and shootin’ ‘em, not armin’ ‘em…’

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So now we know the answer - they hate gays more than they love jacking off to their guns.

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“WHAAAAT! You mean the fags get guns TOO? They’re not supposed to get guns! Neither are the ni(CLANG!) We’ve gotta stop this right now!..Armed fags…JESUS CHRIST!”

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[quote]The Nebraska state Senate…[/quote]We have a state Senate? What is this 1935? I think you mean the Nebraska Legislature.
-> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebraska_Legislature

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Except that even the Nebraska State Legislature website explains:

"Although generally referred to as the “legislature” or the “Unicameral,” the Senate is the legislative body that was retained following the 1937 reorganization. Consequently, members of the legislature are referred to as “senators.”

http://nebraskalegislature.gov/about/ou_facts.php

Yes, but it is still called the “Nebraska Legislature” not the “Nebraska state Senate,” hence why it is the Nebraska Legislature website and not the Nebraska Senate website.

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I don’t know how many articles I’ve seen in the last year or two—probably up toward the high end of several—that said although Congressional dysfunction is kind of a bummer, there’s all kinds of innovation and constructive stuff happening in the states. This situation makes me wonder if Nebraska got the memo on that.

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I don’t know. Given the number of state governments Republicans have taken control of in the last few years I suspect that a lot of that “innovation” is in blazing new frontiers of right-wing douchebaggery. In which case I would say Nebraska seems to be holding its own unfortunately.

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Can’t wait to see the contortions the NRA is going to go through to rate his actions.

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“How we got the whole issue of gay marriage combined with concealed carry is beyond me,”

Pretty clear to me. You simply do not want non-heterosexuals to be treated equally under the law, because you are an ignorant bigot and your gun fetishisation overtook your desire to continue to discriminate against non-hetersexuals.

Pretty clear to me.

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“How we got the whole issue of gay marriage combined with concealed carry is beyond me,” said a befuddled Senator Bloomfield. “What in gal dang tarnation”!

Because Senator Clueless your benefactor the NRA wants to arm everyone with concealed weapons, and everyone includes the gays. Now get with the program, and untable your bill.

In Montana, yoga pants in public will be illegal unless the outline of a gun is clearly visible, in full detail, underneath the fabric.

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Gay trumps guns. I have to admit, I’m a bit surprised. Somebody introduce a socialist gun bill now so I can get my scorecard completely rearranged.

TPM:

“How we got the whole issue of gay marriage combined with concealed carry is beyond me,” Bloomfield said on Monday, according to the Omaha World-Herald News Service.

See, this is what happens when you try to put gun owners in the closet by concealing their carry - gay marriage just shoots out all over the place like a repressed penis metaphor gone awry.

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Now they’ve done it!!! The NRA already had a new marketing campaign …a special line of weapons JUST for gays, and you dolts went and screwed it up. You’ll be hearing from Wayne shortly.

How we got the whole issue of gay marriage combined with concealed carry is beyond me

OMG, the poor suffering manliness of these now sexually compromised legislators who have to question their sexualities in light of this unfortunate, manhood-sapping commingling. How shameful for them, tainted forever as just one teensy drop of homo on a bill makes it a cootie forever…