Discussion: NC GOPers Ask Judges To Delay Enforcement Of Gerrymander Ruling

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Lawyers for legislative leaders filed a request Thursday asking a three-judge panel to quickly delay enforcement …

… until 2040.

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Delay, deny, and deceive.

The GOP Trifecta…

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“But muh Jerry Mander!!!”

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“Can we please cheat a little longer?”

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Bastards
Oh and speaking of bastards what’ McCrory been up to?

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Trying to delay an unfair electoral system in order to take as much political advantage for as long as possible…yeah, that’s the principle of America that all those people fought and died for, sure.

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SCOTUS? I thought Pubs were all about home rule?

I remember being grounded once by my mom and the punishment interfering with my plans. The subsequent negotiations for delayed implementation did not go as well as I had hoped.

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“Mr. Pope, we’re trying our best to buy some time. What do we do now?”

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Lawyers for legislative leaders filed a request Thursday asking a three-judge panel to quickly delay enforcement of their ruling

Dear NC legislature. Unfortunately, your filing was not accompanied by the documentation required to verify your identity for the purpose of pursuing a case in this court. This court takes legislative fraud very seriously, so please consult the list of acceptable IDs. Please note that High School student IDs are no longer accepted for students over the age of 30, even if the ID is current.

Furthermore, your filing must be made on filing day, or in a 2-hour window the Sunday before filing day. We aren’t sure how this requirement supposedly reduces legislative fraud, but our out-of-state consultant on legislative fraud, SMARTALEC, showed us a lot of graphs and said that the reduction in filing hours would make the blue line point in the right direction.

Also, the office to which you submitted your filing is no longer operating as a filing office. Your filing site is now several counties away, but the extra time you will have to relax and chat in line will more than make up for the inconvenience. Before you object, remember: legislative fraud.

Regards,
The US Karma Court

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Republicans rig elections illegally.

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This should be the quickest decision in judical history.

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Same thing as he was as Governor, nothing?

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Getting to the point where they should carve out NC and slide it to the gulf of mexico right under alabama and mississippi tucked tight to louisiana.
It will fit and fit right in.

“And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?”

Matthew 7:3

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Oh, god, if only we’d been so lucky as to have him doing nothing during those four years.

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Sorry, don’t do the bible book thingy
Atheist to the bone
To each his or her own.

Okay, well how about “let he who liveth not in a glass house cast the first stone?”

Implication: the conclusion that can be drawn from something, although it is not explicitly stated.
Your point being?