I hope they use a smarter crayon this time, not that it will do much good.
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It makes me smile that forever after, whenever Spicer steps into the briefing room, the whole country will see Melissa McCarthy running back and forth carrying the podium.
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āThis Decree Executive Order is not intended to discriminate against Sand Nārs Muslims.ā
Thereā¦fixed, right???
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What happened to āsee you in court?ā
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He gets fixated on something and canāt let it go. He spent a lot time going over national security but that wasnāt the question that was asked. I canāt imagine what Abe thinks of him. I would assume He thinks heās an idiot. How did such a moron become the leader of the free world? But can you say that publicly?
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It trends on twitter.
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Somebody explained to him about the 4/4 split at the next court?
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WINNING! So much winning! You wonāt believe all the winning!
Although, I personally am not quite tired of all this sort of winning. I can watch this all day, so long as my popcorn reserves holds out.
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I suspect you would first have to explain recalcitrance to this administration.
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I think no consultation because----and Iām not particularly joking----leaks in the administration mean that information has to be kept tight, so that the terrorists donāt win. If someone from a government agency alerts the terrorists about the content of the new order, a thousand dangerous assassins will sneak through our border. I figure this would be Flynn and Bannonās analysis.
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100% agree. It reads like some of the shit I receive on a daily basis from half-baked attorneys who are half-smart enough to half-understand the law on a particular issue half-way, but who think theyāre the smartest motherfucker in the room. It happens with big firms alot. ALOT. Bannon is THAT guy. He thinks heās got it all figured out and that heās a 12-dimensional Vulcan chess master, but heās really just playing checkers with the wrong pieces.
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Maybe this time it wonāt be written in crayon on an old cocktail napkin, and they will actually run it by the OLC (Office of Legal Counsel) BEFORE they try to implement it, you know, like a REAL President does?
Nah, Hedley āBannonā LaMarr will shit something out and President William J. Le Petomane will automatically sign it without reading it so he can get back to criticizing āThe New Apprenticeā on Twitter.
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Actually, it bears some resemblance to the sort of word salad-y letter a math or science professor occasionally gets about squaring the circle, proving Fermatās last theorem with 5th grade math, disproving relativity.
The vocabulary isnāt the issueāitās the utter self-absorption, reflected in a private interpretation of language: when Trump uses words, they really very, very, very rarely mean the same as when we use them.
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My thought was of his attention deficit problem as he appeared ready to doze offā¦
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So basically heās seeing what he can get away with with least amount of legal and peer agency oversight since the house and senate will rubber stamp anything he throws in front of um. And once heās found that place heās just going to keep pushing the inside of the envelope unitl he reach what he thinks is his right to executive unilateral action as dictator
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Aides said he read the remarks beforehand which is why he wasnāt wearing the translation earpiece. Which explains why when Abe was talking, Trump was nodding and laughing at the right time.
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What an asshole.
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Itāll be revised to include Mexico, Canada and Hawaii (since Trump thinks HI is a foreign country); that way, it wonāt look like itās picking on Muslims.
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