Discussion: NBC: Kushner To Meet With Senate Intelligence Committee Staffers In June

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Prince Valium thinks he can snow job the Senators. Bless his heart.

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The White House was on lockdown Thursday morning after a television was hurled out of a window, the Secret Service reported.

The incident, which occurred shortly after 10 a.m. E.S.T., caught the attention of the Secret Service after agents heard the sound of smashing glass emanating from the Oval Office.

“The sound was consistent with that of a large object, such as a television set, being thrown through a closed window,” a Secret Service spokesman said.

The television, which crashed to the ground outside the Oval Office, injured no one, the Secret Service confirmed.

A group of fourth-grade students from Bethesda, Maryland, was on a White House tour when the incident involving the television occurred.

“I heard someone screaming lots of swear words and then, like, this big crash,” Zach Dorrinson, a student on the tour, said. “It was messed up.”

@irasdad

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He can certainly snow job Johnny Mac who thought today’s hearing was on Clinton’s email. He’ll blame it on the aides. “They directed me to the wrong hearing room, dang nab it.”

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Headline from London: "Hung Parliament"

Ivanka and Malaria leave DC

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I’m guessing the staffers themselves may be sharper than he thinks.

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You in danger, gurl!!!

@krux The stenographer’s assistant could lap him in an argument.

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Great Britain will also be without leadership.

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“Jared Kushner is scheduled to meet in June with Senate Intelligence Committee staffers…”

“Sources say Kushner will deliver his testimony over an encrypted line from inside the Russian embassy.”

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And Brussels will have to act for both sides in Brexit negotiations.

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They have a built-in system to deal with it though. May will be asked to form a Government. If it fails, there will be a new election. Easier of Conservatives to get rid of her, too. Vote of No-Confidence would cause a resignation and new elections as well. (With, perhaps an intervening PM).

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PM Boris, Trump’s dream come true.

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Boris couldn’t get a majority in the Conservative benches.

One thing is for sure, though. There will be no Trump state visit. May will withdraw the invite, as something as simple as a Trump visit could cause the government to fall.

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Remember what happened to this guy?

http://www.aveleyman.com/Gallery/ActorsD/4212-13443-1.jpg

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Every Trump and Trump-by-marriage is smarter than anyone else in the room.

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“Killed by his own troops in Vietnam.”

ETA: Oops. That was Neidermeyer. Gregg was the Nixon aide…

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[quote=“irasdad, post:9, topic:57336”]
“Sources say Kushner will deliver his testimony over an encrypted line from inside the Russian embassy.”
[/quote]With an earbud and instructions from the controlling entity - code name Putin by way of Russian banker.

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Please excuse my ignorance, but what exactly does, ‘will meet with Senate Intelligence Committee staffers mid-month’ mean? Yes, that’s a real question.

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Kushner To Meet With Senate Intelligence Committee Staffers In June

I wonder what he’s going to wear? Is that Abercrombie flak jacket , too cool for school look inappropriate for this setting?

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The WH wants​ the actual date to be fluid so they can have it on a day that is advantageous to them. It’s their classic “2 weeks” line. However, it’s impossible to determine what may happen until then.

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