Discussion: National Wireless Emergency Alert System Completes First National Test

I didn’t get one. Is it because I am not a Republican?

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SUPER annoying, dumpster fire. Why you think anyone would ever believe information from the Fraud-In-Chief is beyond me.

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Bigly…

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“This is a test of the Emergency Presidential Alert System.”

“If we had an actual president, we wouldn’t be pretending to have an emergency like this. We apologize for the inconvenience.”

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I got one. It was offering Trump Steaks and Mar-e-Coli memberships…

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Let loose the snarky memes!

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So is the whole country now committed to an NDA not disclosing any personal communications with the §resident.

You do realize at this point if Trump tweeted “Nuclear alert, find cover!”, half of us would be thinking, thank god, finally. I think I will take a walk in the park instead.

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Ugh

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It woke me from a nap. Trump already makes it hard to sleep at night - now he’s keeping me from sleeping during the day, too.

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Yep, it’d be hard to figure out which country Donnie had pissed off that was nuking us. There’s so many, you wouldn’t know which way to run.

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Unwanted and unsolicited textual harassment.

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So Donnie’s into text abuse, too?

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Guardian angels?

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Any text coming from Dotard must be viewed in Con-text.

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DJT has to monetize this. And some cheezy graphics. And a new name— Trumptastic Terror Tips!—or whatnot.

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This is a sucky system, I heard the obnoxious buzzing noise but I never saw the non-message message. My Iphone was in the message app at the time and when when I back to the main screen there was no message there.

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My phone just beeped annoying. I turned it off. Then I spent five minutes trying to block them. Now I won’t know if I was successful until I don’t receive one in the future. Go figure. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

BTW I wanted to send him an alert of my own but had to use Twitter:

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This alert forced a drop of a cellular call I was on. Just think if it had been a real emergency 911 call!

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There’s is not an abyss deep enough on this planet into which they can sink.

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