Discussion: Mysterious Professor In Mueller Probe Was In Russia Weeks Before Docs Unsealed

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So he was in Moscow on October 5, 2017, then went missing as of October 31. The police ought to check window ledges on high floors for footprints.

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Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

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Last seen in a bar in the Seychelles, drinking with Erik Prince.

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Or he slurped down one of Old Vlad’s famous sarin cocktails…??

My two cents

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Hope the GHCQ (UK) can help locate him.

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Ian Fleming would have had a blast with this whole thing. On second thought, maybe it’s better he’s not around for it.

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It’ll be no easy task dredging the Baltic Sea looking for his concrete-encased body.

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So, the important lesson here, people, is that you should never keep your polonium in the same cupboard with your tea, it’s just too easy to mistake it for Earl Grey.

Also, keep your exotic nerve agents away from your cleaning supplies; you don’t want to accidentally wipe your door knobs with that stuff.

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That would be GCHQ (Government Communications Headquarters). Can’t tell the players without a scorecard.

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Not to mention your chili makin’ supplies. A la Jesse Pinkman of Breaking Bad when Walter White explains how to make ricin from beans…

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Dr. Mifsud sleeps with the fishes.

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I’ll send an S.O.S. to the world,
When I get Vlad’s message in a bottle

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this is the guy in the spy movie who needs to be in there for like one scene in order to advance the plot… but then you’re like “wait… who was that guy? Am I supposed to know who he is already or is he new?”

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Thank you.

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THIS is gonna look good in Donnie’s next tweetstorm…

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The dramatis personae keeps getting weirder. The mysterious Maltese professor. The porn star. The mobster-fixer. The Turkish secret agent. The dodgy Greek go-between. The Russian lawyer/undercover agent. The various goons. The urinating honeytraps. The dotard. These are unbelievable times.

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And more crazy doctors than Melrose Place. (Sorry but I always make sure my cultural references are well out of date. E.g., “Frank Shorter” is my go-to name when I want to indicate that someone has stamina.)

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So he was either working for them or compromised and pointed in the direction of a patsy to test him before the formal approach.

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nemo:
If you found all these in a potboiler spy novel, you would throw it down unfinished.
“Absurd!” you would say. Yet, here they are.

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