Discussion: Multiple Sanitation Violations Found At Mar-A-Lago Kitchen

Trump: Those latinos that I hire on a special visa, just do a terrible, terrible job.

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I think he prefers to hire eastern Europeans.

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Perhaps Mr. Xi should have passed on the ā€˜beautifulā€™ chocolate cake.

Donald Trump Told Chinaā€™s President About Syria Strike Over ā€˜Beautifulā€™ Chocolate Cake

Addendum, no doubt as beautiful as Brian Williamsā€™ ā€˜beautifulā€™ missilesā€™. Ya know, some people just shouldnā€™t be allowed to use adjectives. There ought to be a law!

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Remember when George HW got sick at a state dinner in Japan? Preview of coming attractions.

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Sorry, Prem. Xi, that squemish feeling was not caused by Trump alone. I wish you a speedy recoveryā€¦

Explains why Donald wants his steak well-done

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Now we know what makes the chocolate cake so delicious.

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Maybe this is part of the reason drump likes fast food.

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Ah, most enjoyable news of the day to hear $200K allows high profile access to Donald AND stomach parasitesā€¦

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Just thinkā€¦after a lovely delicacy laden meal last night, you have to worry about whether the duck vaginas had turned.

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This just tickles me. Who are you gonna blame for THIS one Donnie?

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Thereā€™s no weight loss technique quite so speedy as a stomach parasite. Which is scary, because Trump is still a fatass even with a gut full of busy microbes.

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Trump has his steak cooked as though William Tecumseh Sherman marched over it a few times, so no worries about the unrefrigerated meat for him.

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Weā€™ve long know Mar-A-Lago was a figurative ratā€™s nest; now we know it is literally as well.

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Oh my, I have only truly wished I was dead twice: Once when I had salmonella food-poisoning in college.

The other time was at the IceCapades, when I was told we werenā€™t leaving; it was only intermission.

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Unfortunately, Donnieā€™s restaurants are not known for being well managed or particularly sanitary. We really are taking a chance with our international good will by allowing foreign dignitaries to dine there.

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My niece was on the ā€œItā€™s a Small Worldā€ ride at Disneyland when it broke down. She was inside for over an hour. I think she felt the same way.

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Iā€™ve always suspected that DT had bad personal hygiene (his hair is always so greasy), and now we see his enterprises have bad hygiene as further evidence, for me, of the filthiness that lies beneath the glittering surface of all he possesses.

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ā€œIā€™ll have the miso & sesame crusted ahi tuna, salmonella on the sideā€¦ā€

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I believe it was Dave Barry who called it the ā€œInternational Ralph of Friendship.ā€

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