Manafort’s karaoke playlist for the weekend:
“I Fought the Law and the Law Won.”
Hey, wait. I’m on that list!
The stove-top burner under Trump’s flabby ass is doing a beautiful, slow warm toward hot.
Wasn’t that Bernie’s campaign manager on there?
“Settle bad cases on the courthouse steps”
I think I took a course in contracts once and that’s all I remember. Manafucked better be thinking of Plan B as Plan A, going to trial, looks pretty bad right now.
Don’t his lawyers have an obligation to tell him he’s hosed?
Or he’s maybe thinking Novichok.
Yup.
Beat me to it.
Yup - Tad Devine is a busy little bee apparently.
Manafart is truly between a rock and a very hard place; the rock being Trump’s noggin and the hard place being The Kremlin. He’ll either deal with US prison or Putin’s hit men. There’s surely enough Novichok left for one more job.
He worked for Manafort on Yanukovych’s campaign circa 2010, including writing ads and Yanukovych’s victory speech, for $10,000 a day. A true crusader for progressive causes.
Aren’t Putin’s goons also allegedly experts at throwing people out of 5th story windows?
35 witnesses seems like a ton and is it safe to assume some are expert witnesses?
Is he still relying on Trump to save him?
I read the list three times and couldn’t find Hillary Clinton’s email server. WHERE IS THE SERVER?
Let’s Make a Deal!
Richard Gates and Melinda James are listed way too close on that list for my feeble Friday afternoon brain. Combined with having to jump my eye from the end of each line to the beginning, for a moment my brain skipped a beat and said, “Wait what, why the fuck is MELINDA GATES a witness!?”
Reading is hard.
What I love about this photo is Mueller’s demeanor. He presents himself as a regular guy waiting for his flight to board - “I’m just doing my job and living my life.”
With the tried-and-true fake phone call to appear less awkward. It’s so amazing.
The Alpha bank server in trump tower ate it.