Assume the position.
14 days? That’s a slap on the … butt.
Suck it up, asshole, it’s only 14 days.
No turkey in jail, but a few days after.
When are we going to get a perp walk? We are entitled to those pictures.
I understand not wanting to go to jail at all, sure. But playing these games pretty much demonstrates the catastrophic lack of good judgment that sent him down this road in the first place. It seems to be a hallmark in Trumpland, a certain punk adolescent belief that you’re too smart and Daddy’s too rich for you to get in serious trouble.
Typical Republican – sorry he got caught and even more sorry he admitted it, but not sorry he did it.
Typical modern day republican…
What a pussy.
14 day prison sentence… I live near Syracuse, NY… ALL WINTER. I didn’t even do a crime, but I do the time…every year.
Lock him up.
Even Humble Pie knew that anything less than 30 days in the hole was getting off lightly…
Like Bart O’Kavanaugh?
He’ll serve in a white collar minimum security facility. Worst he’ll suffer is a series of severe noogies and wedgies. Probably be two weeks well spent. Rub elbows with a few dozen people offering various post-jail grifts he can join.
I am waiting for the following tweets (what a stupid word)
- This fool has been removed from pubic view.
- That fool was removed, too.
- Those fools are in jail now.
Good to see Mueller going after this twerp after all those public denials. Big M initially wanted 6 months detention, but the judge chopped it down to 2 weeks due to repentance.
Based on this, can’t wait to see what Big M does to the Trump Crime Family.
He don’t need no doctor, he needs a better lawyer.
I keep hoping that the judge dealing with this could decide that Papa’s fake remorse and enormous entitlement is worth re-sentences this twit to the recommended 6 months after all. I suppose he can’t really do that, but wouldn’t it be great?
I think this guy must be on Xanax or something - his thinking is garbled and incoherent.
Can you blame them? It’s true 99% of the time.
Does anybody know what ‘exculpatory evidence’ was kept from him?
He was interviewed by the FBI and he lied. How can he get ‘that’ to be somebody else’ fault?