Donnie’s too?? I’ll bet not…
Hey Secret Service! As long as you’re banning things that are a threat to security, you’ll find a bigly one in that round room down the hall.
Someone is afraid of recording devices. Mueller must really be getting to him.
He can hide it under his comb over.
The warrant allows for the flowers and lamps to record everything.
Or, since his mouth is so big, he can just open wide and store it in the cavernous empty space between his ears…
No more Pee Pee tapes, you guys! C’mon!!
Mattresses. They’ll need mattresses.
Really. I sure as heck hope so.
Other than Jr (“my mouth just runs amok, I can’t help it, I have no control”), the rest of Donnie’s Crime Family have been pretty quiet and low profile. Of course, Lust Object still tries to sound like a real girl instead of a spoiled rotten princess with the odd toneless, clueless tweet. But a lot more crickets than a couple of months ago.
They feel Mueller’s hounds at their heels.
Mandatory “cone of silence” for meeting with “Chief” Kelly.
Little did they know that prying eyes lurk even in the most innocent looking small appliances.
Haven’t seen that one for a while! LOL
They’ll have to use voice tubes, like on an old WWI battle ship for inter office communication.
It’s the same mindset though. Trump the paranoid.
Are they going to ban them from all the Trump weekend rendezvous sites as well?
And how’s he supposed to watch Fox News without a phone and an itchy twitter finger?
I’m sure personal microwaves are included in the ban, but what about mini-fridges?
The best mattresses!
I think the Secret Service could protect their country in a much better way if instead of banning mobile devices they would ban “fucking morons” from the West Wing.
