Discussion: MS Secretary Of State Calls Thad Cochran ‘Deceased.’ That’ll Be News To Thad

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MS Secretary Of State Calls Thad Cochran ‘Deceased.’ That’ll Be News To Thad MS Secretary Of State Calls Thad Cochran ‘Deceased.’ That’ll Be News To Thad Back to article
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Maybe, as a friend of mine says, he died last week and they forgot to tell him.

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Actually, they meant to say “brain dead”. Conservative Republicans can usually survive for a decade or two after that happens to them.

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Most start out brain dead.

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I guess time travel is/was involved in bringing Thad back from the final Snap.

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Thanks for ruining Avengers: Endgame for me! Spoilers next time, OK, Ron?

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Maybe he meant diseased.

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He seems dead.

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Delbert Hosemann? Fiction writers sometimes overreach when naming their characters. Dickens did it all the time.

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Maybe he meant to say decrepit.

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Cochran is NOT dead. (He just smells funny.)

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Cochran: “I…feel…happpyyyyy!!!”