And to cap off the event, Melania Trump will break through and emerge naked from a giant easter egg.
And then perform on a Maypole.
Why the hell would anyone go to this thing, outside of diehard supporters who are into child abuse?
Get some standards, people.
In dealing with Trump, one is always at risk of getting rolled! Just ask those sub-contractors!
Okay okay, now get these brats off my lawn! I got places to go, people to meet. I’m the POTUS!
Thank you Democratic Party. And DNC too! Losers!
Trump-rolled. Way more embarrassing than getting Rick-rolled.
At least one woman has some standards…
Beware of rotten eggs my dear young ones.
Keep an eye on your daughters, parents. There’s a pedophile loose.
Tweet coming later: “Biggest egg roll ever! #MAGA”
Oh goody, now we are going to have to listen to him blathering that it was the best egg roll. And then the disputes over how many people showed up versus Obama’s. It will be “the most wonderful, just wonderous” egg roll. Have you ever seen an Easter egg like the ones they have today? The most “Eastery” egg roll of all egg rolls before.
TRump just said Melania worked really really hard on this. Yep, she arrived in DC from New York first thing in the morning and worked tirelessly since without a wink’s sleep. Flying back today–she can sleep on the plane.
They just need to include some Big Trucks he can climb into to distract himself from the annoying kids. Boo Rah! Toot Toot!
The Obamas had 37,000 at last year’s Egg Roll with the President reading to the kids and playing games with them. Trump’s offered to give two lucky kids a personal presidential blow-dry and Trump styling while Melania will bring a tape measure to see if any of the children have a waistline smaller than hers…Fun!
“The White House is expecting more than 21,000 children and adults to attend the festivities. That’s down from the 35,000 people who attended last year.”
Extreme vetting???
I wonder how Trump will turn this into a disaster
Fake news! That number is actually 21,000,000!
Is Spicer a furry in the making? He does seem to spend a lot of time around rabbit costumes.