Discussion: Moore Files Lawsuit Hours Before State Expected To Declare Jones Winner

Children of the Con

16 Likes

Moore said in the statement. “We call on Secretary of State (John)
Merrill to delay certification until there is a thorough investigation
of what three independent election experts agree took place: election
fraud sufficient to overturn the outcome of the election.”

Name the three…I’m pretty sure the three “independent” experts are all funded by various right wing financiers.

3 Likes

And Moore’s “election fraud expert” is a batshit-fucking-crazy conspiracy theorist:

Jeez, Roy, why not just ask Alex Jones to testify? At least he has an iota of credibility. Well, on Mars, anyway.

…and I just saw that Eustace beat me to this. Why do I even try?!

9 Likes

It probably the threat of divorce that keeps him plugging along.
Kayla Moore is president of the Foundation for Moral Law, a socially conservative legal advocacy group. She is the wife of Roy Moore and campaigned for him in the 2017 Senate special election in Alabama.
IRONY lol lol

1 Like

…Hours Before State Expected To Declare Jones Winner

See he isn’t just watching the young girls at the mall.

1 Like

Possible Roy Moore “independent experts”:
Winken, Blinken, and Nod
Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe
Huey, Dewey, and Louie
The Butcher, The Baker, The Candlestick Maker
Lions and Tigers and Bears (oh, my!)

4 Likes

Roy is a loser, in more ways than one.

He should just give it up and sink into a well-deserved obscurity.

9 Likes

Ambul, Lance, and Chaser

1 Like

There has to be a delicious “Funny Or Die” or “SNL” parody on the way. Actually, though, when watching it, it LOOKS like it is already a skit from “SNL”.

2 Likes

Lather, Rinse, Repeat

2 Likes

Which brings to mind the age-old question: can you contract GOP from a toilet seat?

5 Likes

2 Likes

I kept waiting for one of these replicants to say, “Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.”

3 Likes

No, those aren’t the three. I think those are Trump’s legal team.

3 Likes

Looks like the SoS will certify today. If Mitch pulls any stunts to delay Jones’ seating, I do think the Senate Dems would shut the place down, as we the voters would demand it. Not having Jones last week made it possible for Mitch to pass that piece of shit tax bill. Not having it.

14 Likes

Does this mean Roy will have to get a real job?

1 Like

hey, there was a conspiracy that pulled off 3 million illegal votes in order to give Hillary a moral victory (Electoral College? What the fuck is THAT?) without a single person spilling the beans or noticing.

40,000 illegal votes in AL would be child’s play!

8 Likes

These GOP losers have been using as proof of voter fraud the fact that in certain Philly precincts in 2012 there was not one vote counted for Mitt, as if it were mathematically impossible, completely illogical and statistically outrageous that not one person there preferred Mitt to Obama. This was either disingenuous or–going out on a limb here now–they’d never actually spent much time in neighborhoods like that. At any rate, that’s the kind of thing they talk about when they talk about voter fraud. SMH

6 Likes

Hate the loser. Love the loss.

6 Likes

it’s a fucking cult

7 Likes