“I never did what she said I did. I don’t even know the woman, I don’t know anything about her,” he said.
It must have been Satan who signed her High School yearbook.
This is how AL.com responded this morning:
eta: and from politico/polling
Uh-huh. And the yearbook voted for Clinton, and the mall that banned you simply didn’t want to do business with Christians, and it’s all a big conspiracy to plant evidence 30 years in the past because you’re just that awesome, Mr. Vote for Me I Never Hit My Wife. I haven’t been a reflexive America-basher since I got old enough to understand stuff, but these are dark days for this country. As bad as things were, even in the Bible Belt they used to know you couldn’t run a child molester for the Senate.
“I’ve been married to this man for 32 years and we’ve been together for 33 altogether,” she said. “He has never one time lifted a finger to me."
No one’s accusing Moore of lifting a finger to you. Nice try, though.
“I never did what she said I did, I did worse! Wait, oops.”
There are communities where that’s quite a testimonial, though.
If his wife were 14 years old, what she has to say might count for something.
Review bomb these assholes who signed the letter supporting Roy Moore:
Dr. Tom Ford, III, Pastor, Grace Baptist Church, Montgomery, Alabama
Dr. David E. Gonnella, Pastor, Theodore, Alabama
Pastor Steve Sanders, Victory Baptist Church, Millbrook, Alabama
Bishop Fred and Tijuanna Adetunji, Fresh Anointing House of Worship, Montgomery, Alabama
William Green, Minister, Fresh Anointing House of Worship, Montgomery, Alabama
Maurice McCaney, Victory Christian Fellowship Church, Florence, Alabama
Pastor Bruce Jenkins, Young’s Chapel, Piedmont, Alabama
Pastor Keith Bond, Young’s Chapel, Piedmont, Alabama
Pastor Jamie Holcomb, Young’s Chapel, Piedmont, Alabama
Pastor Paul Elliott, Young’s Chapel, Piedmont, Alabama
Pastor Rodney Gilmore, Covenant Christian, Gadsden, Alabama
Pastor Mark Gidley, Faith Worship Center, Gadsden, Alabama
Pastor Bill Snow, Edgewood Church, Anniston, Alabama
Pastor Michael Yates, Webster’s Chapel, Gadsden, Alabama
Pastor Mark Holden, Webster’s Chapel, Gadsden, Alabama
Pastor Joshua Copeland, Pleasant Ridge Baptist Church, Anniston, Alabama
Pastor Jim Lester, Fannin Road Baptist Church, Montgomery, Alabama
Pastor Thad Endicott, Heritage Baptist Church, Opelika, Alabama
Pastor David Floyd, Marvyn Parkway Baptist Church, Opelika, Alabama
Pastor Bruce Word, Freedom Church, Gadsden, Alabama
Pastor Paul Hubbard, Lakeview Baptist Church, Montgomery, Alabama
Rev. Carl Head, Lakeview Baptist Church, Montgomery, Alabama
Pastor Duwayne Bridges, Jr., Fairfax First Christian Church, Valley, Alabama
Rev. Edwin Roberts, Adams Street Church of Christ, Enterprise, Alabama
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Adams-Street-Church-of-Christ/151338018216225
Rev. Mickey Counts, Open Door Baptist Church, Enterprise, Alabama
Rev. Alex Pagen, Open Door Baptist Church, Enterprise, Alabama
Pastor John McCrummen, Open Door Baptist Church, Enterprise, Alabama
Pastor Glenn Brock, Eufaula, Alabama
Rev. Tim Head, Montgomery, Alabama
Pastor Stan Cooke, Kimberly Church of God, Kimberly, Alabama
Pastor Jonathan Rodgers, Dothan, Alabama
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Westgate-Baptist-Church/155336737840070?hc_location=ufi
Pastor Joseph Smith, Pine Air Baptist Church, Grand Bay Alabama
Pastor/Elder Ted Phillips, Christ Church, Odenville, Alabama
Tim Yarbrough, Elder, Trinity Free Presbyterian, Trinity, Alabama
Pastor Myron Mooney, Trinity Free Presbyterian, Trinity, Alabama
Jerry Frank, Elder, Trinity Free Presbyterian, Trinity, Alabama
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Trinity-Free-Presbyterian-Church/489472254558722
Pastor Jim Nelson, Church of the Living God, Moulton, Alabama
Pastor Earl Wise, Millbrook, Alabama
https://www.facebook.com/earl.b.wise.9?fref=search
Rick and Beverly Simpson, Summit Holiness Church, Alabama
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Summit-Holiness-Church/163458363683524
Pastor Lane Simmons and Margie Dale Simmons, First Assembly of God, Greenville Alabama
Rev. Charles Morris, Pastor Grace Way Fellowship, Evergreen Alabama
Dr. George Grant, Pastor, Parish Presbyterian Church
Pastor David Whitney, Cornerstone Church
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Cornerstone-Evangelical-Free/460736294127957
Dr. Peter and Roseann Waldron, St. Francis Anglican Church
Dr. Michael Peroutka, Institute on the Constitution
Reverend Bill Owens, Coalition of African American Pastors
Pastor Mike Allison, Madison, Alabama
Stick a fork in him. He is well past done.
And understand. Its still early in the first week of this story breaking. There WILL be more coming.
Rock bottom
I liked that Politico gave more or less the he said/she said version of the story…
“I never did what she said I did. I don’t even know the woman. I don’t know anything about her. I don’t even know where the restaurant is or was.”
… and dropped in the yearbook detail at the end:
Although Moore maintained that he did not know Brenda Nelson, during her Monday press conference, Allred presented Nelson’s 1977 high school yearbook, signed by “Roy Moore, D.A.”
Which is a detail that troubles Sen. Cruz so…adult males don’t sign teenage girl’s yearbooks.
Not yet.
I was going to say, with regards to Moore’s wife’s comments: “Maybe he’d be moving those fingers more if you were 14 years old.”
Yes, I know, I’m reprehensible. But a least I’m not Roy Moore?
A guy this devoted to making an entire career out of self-righteous godbothering, homophobia, and racism is hiding a ton of shit, you better believe it.
Next up – the young men who have a little story to tell about Roy in his salad days.
SECOND DROWNED
Tell my missus no I never
THIRD DROWNED
I never done what she said I never.
FOURTH DROWNED
Yes they did.
H/T Dylan Thomas