Wonderful trolling. Would have been better with “Camp Trump” stamped on the back…
Day Two? Send a cake with a file baked into it.
Day Three? A list of Washington DC bail bondsmen…
Day Four? List of David Vitter’s hookers.
Day 5 Box set Orange is the New Black
Day Six? A DVD of “Stir Crazy” and “The Green Mile”…
Day Seven? A Nancy Pelosi body pillow.
Day Eight ? Let him know that Donnie is signing an Executive Order repealing the The Prison Rape Elimination Act of 2003
Day Nine? Send him a used copy of How to Win Friends and Influence People.
Day Ten? A video of the Birdman of Alcatraz.
Day Eleven? Eleven cartons of cigarettes he can trade for protection after Donnie signs the EO repealing the Prison rape Elimination Act.
Day Twelve? A Ramen Noodle cookbook so he can entertain gentleman callers to dinner in case cigs from Day Eleven don’t work
“As a convicted criminal, he will be hidden by his leadership and not given any position of influence in Washington,”
Nicely done.
Day Thirteen? A selection of housecoats to facilitate entertaining gentleman callers…
Day Fourteen? Introduce legislation to allow inmates access to condoms and KY.
Too bad they are not focusing on reaching out and engaging voters in tier state instead.
Day Fifteen? Convince a liberal purity poster to come here and complain about us joking about incarceration.
As a convicted criminal, he’s leadership material.
This guy’s definitely an up-and-comer in the GOP.
In today’s Republican party, the sky’s the limit for Lucky Gianforte!
Unless mailing a jumpsuit takes fifteen hours, I suspect that they already spend the majority of their time doing what you suggest.