No problem, I just find that if I let myself imagine crazy stuff it saves me money on those books that purport to unleash your creativity and so forth.
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Here we have an preview of Mittensā comments on Teflon Don:
#Oops!
Wellā¦guess how the Trump campaign will use this. Uh huh! ___ Oh gawwd Willard, just go away. Now youāre only embarrassing yourself further. ~flip-flop~ ~flip-flop~ ~flip-flop~
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Heāll be welcomed as a liberator!!
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Iām not sure what is a more definitive sign of the death of the Republican Party:
- Donald Trump is leading as the partyās Presidential nominee;
- Mitt Romney is considered the voice of the GOP.
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I have it on good authority that Mittens will show up, but there will be no speech. Picture it: The curtain rises. Romney is on display in his best suit, holding binders and in a large glass box with his message to the Republican Party "In Case of Emergency, Break Glass" hanging on the front. ~goosebumps~
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He wonāt run, but if it comes down to a convention fight, Romney will end up as the candidate. After 2012 we didnāt hear much from the party blaming him personally for losing, pointing fingers instead at bad press, bad turnout, bad polling, bad computers, etc. etc. I recall George Will (or similar) saying there was no other Repub who could have done better, given Obama was then at a 3 year high in approval. There will be many at the convention in Cleveland looking back nostalgically at him and the time when their nominee wasnāt a feces-throwing Howler monkey.
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OKā¦I know now. In case Trump succeeds in knocking up the American people, Mittbotā is the GOP āPlan Bā:
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From one āinPA-erā to another, itās all good!
It would be kind of fun to get Mittens drunk for the first timeā¦
The energy you spend unleashing your inner creativity, I think I spend plotting evil schemesā¦
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And it never should haha. āPlease proceed, governorā and all that it entailed during that debate had to be one of the best abuses of an opponent ever to occurā¦right up there with āYouāre no Jack Kennedyā and Christieās epic tossing of Rubio into the debate salad shooter. I honestly think Christie takes top prize thoughā¦credit where itās dueā¦THAT shit was fucking legendary hahaha
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āTomorrow night, youāre going to put the āmagicā back in my magic underwear again, Marco my boy! Weāre playing Hide the Kolob!ā
Well, letās face it, when it comes to Republican leaders, the pickins are mighty slim ā¦
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Dear Jesus,
I know Iāve not been very open to your existence. I take your name in vain like 10-15 times an hour, every waking hour of every day for most of my life. I know that a lot of your followers think of you as some hippie looking Santy Claus doling out favors and cancer upon fevered request.
But please hear me now.
If you see it in your heart to get Mitt Fucking Romney to toss his 47% hatin ass into the 2016 GOP Primary, I swear on this (hmmmmm looking for a bibleā¦ no bible but I have this chinese buffet menu handy) on this chinese buffet menu that I will become your hardest working servant.
Ok, well, thatās it for now. Think it over. Um. And if you can help get the Mariners over .500 this year that would be great too.
Bye!
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Mormons donāt drink unless its beer and someone else paid for it. And no other Mormons are around. Never fish with Mormons!
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I just read that jokeāwhy should you always take two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because if you just take one heāll drink all your beer. : ) Human nature. But fishing buddies in general will drink your booze, atheists included. I know this from personal experience.
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Iāll totally drink your booze.
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Nobody is going to jump into the race after super Tuesday, at least not in order to win, doing so just further splits the non-Trump vote. Heās going to make a feeble comment about the tone of the race and heāll likely not say itās the Republicans (this way the media can spin their own both-sides-do-it narrative) and then 12 hours later, he, his speech, and any mote of respectibility the GOP thinks it had will be forgotten as Trump and his Brownshirts cotinue berating black people at their events, continue pushing away neighbors and allies, continue ramping up the hate and stupidity and continue feeding the media frenzy that is their path to the presidency.
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This burns my butt too. I could not give one flying fuck about a pack of nitwits bloviating at each other. They NEVER have anything insightful or useful to add as they preen and congratulate each other for getting face time on TV.
I always mute them out, or watch C-SPAN.
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Unless Iām mistaken, I believe that Marla Maples was the āunnamedā person in his divorce proceedings with Ivana. What one would call a bit of āoverlapā.
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Iāve spent years as a member of a gang that calls itself The Church of the Seventh Day Angler. We go fishing and hang out and tie flies and alcohol is not forbidden in our church. Mooching the other guyās booze without paying it back next trip is considered a sin, however.
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That is brilliant. Take two Mormons. That would fix the problem. Except they would drink all my diet 7-ups.
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