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Poor Eustace. We’ll have to bring out the smelling salts every time Holyfield decks Mittens.
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I really hope Holyfield forgets that it’s a charity match and just beats the living hell out Romney.
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Took a hint after losing the election and following your true calling, a Punching Bag.
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'Am I doing this to show how vigorous and ready for action I am despite being born in the same year as the inevitable nominee for the Democrat party who’s had at least a couple of brain concerns with that in-flight aneurysm and the weird fire fight memory thing at that airport? Nah, look, I’m finished with presidential politics … I mean, you never know, but: probably.
Am I doing this just in case the entire RNC stage collapses into a heap of blithering clownish incompetence and the party comes to me on bended knee practically begging me to accept the nomination just like so many of our nation’s leading job creators do every day privately? Hahahahahahaha that’s intended as jocularity, right? Lord knows what makes you people think such things … well, I suppose it’s technically true that anything can happen in this cockamamie world, but look the RNC has so many, many, many, many, MANY candidates, I’m sure some, perhaps several, surely at least one, I’m not going to name names here, is capable of winning the White House … I mean, IF for any reason I was to hear the call, of course I’m in fighting trim and RWA to serve, but really: hahaehahaha … ha.’
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Oh christ please tell me he isn’t running.
Oh christ please tell me he is running.
I don’t know which I want. I think the best outcome is Holyfield accidentally removes his head.
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He’s definitely not not-running.
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It’s bound to be a better fight than Mayweather v Pacquiao.
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I guarandoubledamtee Romney won’t be holding Holyfield down and cutting his hair.
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Sorta like Money Mayweather, people want to see Mitt get knocked out. But unfortunately for Mitt, I don’t think he has the dancing skills that Mayweather has.
In any event, good on Mitt for doing this. I am glad he is using his fame or stature or whatever for a good cause.
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Me too, now he won’t seem so lifeless and stiff, Good for Mitt!
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I’ll bet he cheats and then cries when he gets his ass beat
Go away. Just go the fuck away, already.
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Their event is expected to raise $1 million.
And Romney’s tax accountants expect to record $3 million in deductible expenses for Mitt.
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I don’t know why he didn’t just write a check.
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One more chance to try to beat the black guy–any black guy.
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Mittens must have gotten a special dispensation from the Mormon high priest, or whatever Mormons consider their ultimate authority. I notice he isn’t wearing the magic underwear and probably won’t be doing so in the bout.
Funny how that works…
I know this thing if far from real…sort of like play fighting or some kind of performance art I believe. I seriously doubt Holyfield is gonna fight him as he would any other real fighter…but just in case he changes his mind, I hope Holyfield knocks the hell out of that asshole. I don’t care how old the fucker is.
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Eh, if the charity is legit and this raises $1M for them, I can think of worse things for Mittens to be doing. Like, anything involving governance. I think if we can convince most or all old white Republicans to get beat up by Holyfield for charity, we’d do the charities, and the country, a favor.
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Because…its ALL about HIM as usual. The charity was an afterthought. He’s trying desperately to rehabilitate his image too. Gawd knows, it needs it.
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Boardroom abs. Extra sexy
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