Discussion: Mitch McConnell Says He'll Speak At GOP Convention In Cleveland

Turtle-man to come out of shell?

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Just to bring some added excitement to the process . . . .

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That’ll be exciting television.

Kevin McCarthy, Mitch McConnell, the hits just keep on coming. Think this is an attempt to make Trumper seem presidential?

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I heard that one of the planks of the GOP platform is that porn is a public health crisis.

Yep. Porn.

With ALLLLLLL the problems besetting our nation, they’re fixated on porn as a public crisis.

Hope the Turtle et al. address those problems. On television.

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And the bad news keeps rolling in for Trump… Guy can’t catch a break.

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This is shaping up to be some seriously boring shit.

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“Many congressional Republicans have bowed out of the Cleveland convention, citing close re-election races at home, distaste for Donald Trump and, most creatively, household chores.”

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Looks to be almost as exciting as watching clams filter plankton.

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Speaking of senators from Kentucky, has anyone seen Rand Paul lately? For a guy who so clearly loves the spotlight, he’s been noticeably invisible. Witness protection program?

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Guess who else is gonna speak?

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Along with a demand that our power grids be protected from an EMP.

Which they will not pay for.

Then there’s that wall thing.

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And which states harbor the most porn subscribers? Utah and Mississippi; Montana has the fewest.

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So the Trumps and/or his campaign stuffed a few grand in McConnell’s election fund?

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No, Witless protection program.

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My left HAnd is a cLAW and I’ve got Carpal TUnnel. SO yes indeed Porn IS a public HEALTH crisis.

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Soooo . . . will you be delivering your speech in the missionary position, or doggystyle? My guess is doggy , , , that suits you best.

I laughed really hard when I read that one. Have you ever BEEN in Eastern Montana? Man, it’s so lonely out there if anybody NEEDS porn it’s somebody who lives near Havre or Baker

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Note to self: buy stock in Revlon. Those fuckers are going to be buying a shitton of lipstick.

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Well, the attendant violence will be fun to watch anyhow.

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