Did she look like she’d been stuffing things into suitcases?
Did she leave the White House with the guests?
Trump had to give her something to put on a show.
mmmmm
cash
china trademarks
jewelry
genius diploma
bodyguard of her choice
renegotiated the NDA
threatened her
it was something for sure.
What would obviously be of most value to her would be renegotiating the prenup, though it also be at the bottom of DJT’s preference for concessions.
Is this supposed to be a big fucking deal?
Is this where we celebrate the bandages coming off?
Will she be at the Uninvited Eagles get-together in honor of our National Anthem, but not for those ungrateful Superbowl champs, the Uninvited Eagles?
Will this be a one time, one-off emergence in service to good old American patriotism or will any Gold Star Families be uninvited too if they take a knee?
Inquiring minds need to know this shit.
What a gal that First Lady is. Don’t work too hard, Melania. You might strain yourself.
Missing Melania Finally Emerges
Yeah, like The Creature From The Balenciaga Lagoon.
Emerged? Wouldn’t it be more of an “eclosion”?
Gee, I surely hope no one “bullied” her into making an appearance she didn’t want to.
Be Best Bitch!
I’m sticking to my theory that Drumpf traded one of her kidneys to Xi Jin Ping for “certain other valuable considerations”. She’s just now well enough to be up and about.
I am happy to hear that Melania’s great kidneys are working better and recovering from the benign condition caused by all the job-related urination over the years. Pee Best, Be Best Melania. Or as the memorable jingle on the TV commercial goes: Every Kiss begins with “Pee”.
Part of me wants to say "Bravo, Melania. You managed to remind each and every person in the country that we, too, would have taken any opportunity to not appear with him.
So, the surgery scars around her face have faded enough for her to be photographed. BFD.
The Great Whore of Slovenia.
Was the Madame Tussaud’s Melania accounted for during these hours?
Maybe an overreaction, but I’m noticing some subtle changes in her appearance, even in that managed unveiling that emphasized quick, distance, and blurring.
The White House did not allow journalists to cover the Gold Star event out of respect for the families,
Respect for Gold Star families? A nice change.
It’s like the rite known as Churching of the Women, but after a nip and tuck instead of childbirth.
Do not blaspheme against Balenciaga
nice subtle jab at the Obama’s AP with your little “spread their brand” line - yes, you must agree with 45* that there are fine people on both sides
Given what she has been through this last couple of years I would be hiding out too.