Discussion for article #244629
I so wish i had sent the bag of dicks.
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Wait… they aren’t accepting anything delivered via that dreaded US Post Office, are they? Even if they have to drive on government roads to retrieve parcels at the local Post Office?
I mean, if you’re gonna decry all that is government, how can they possibly lower their standards like that?
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You know he doesn’t get the symbolism. But you could still send him a douche bag.
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I have been thinking hard about sending them a crate of baby pacifiers but they aren’t worth the trouble or expense. I see that tiny ritzheimer, the candy ass marine, is their spokesman.
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I sent Jon a note that said I was mailing him a whole regiment of militia volunteers.
The note was inside a box along with this:
http://www.shroomsupply.com/raw-ingredients/dehydrated-horse-manure
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Lil Ritzy banged his head on the door again. We here at The Swamp keep telling him no, that one’s for the dogs but he just won’t listen. He swore an oath, y’know.
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Daddy had a tantrum and threw his toys. Bad example for his kids.
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Ritzy made it official: “We’re not going to let your junk sidetrack us”
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x1000
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I’m sending Lil Ritzy a box of Wonder Woman underroos next.
What?..Did he or did he not say they needed underwear?
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Rather than going out and doing good, they spend all their money on hate, and hate, and hate, and hate.
My irony Geiger counter sounds like a crackling fire.
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Thank you, smart people of this country who did this. Effing brilliant! The bag of dicks was priceless! I am smitten by the people who sent all that hilarious crap! My heroes!!
I love when America goes after Amurrica! This made my day! Truly! I’m all smiles!
BRILLIANT!
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Anybody want to bet he ate all the dicks?
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Can’t we prevail upon some millionaire to send him a box with nothing in it but tons of AA cells and a vibrator?
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I think that gentleman should consider holding on to the bag o’ dicks. It might be good preparation for activities in his future residence.
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Does anyone get the sense that even the militiamen can’t stand ol’ Ritzy? Why else would they record this, and then post it for the world to see? HAHA! I can’t get over the bag of dicks…so fucking perfect!! I am so mad at myself for not thinking to send them a “care package”! 
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The Bag of Dicks™ makes me feel like an amateur.
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As they are themselves a bag of dicks, no additional dicks are needed.
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Upon further reflection perhaps they should be sent a load of vibrators, but then again the message may be too subtle for them.
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