Mike Pence, the Blastula Boffin.
“away from these timeless ideals.”
He went on to say that wife beating and being able to sell your daughters was also a timeless ideal that we have tragically turned away from. He finished up by admitted that in his heart of hearts, indentured servitude and slavery were the way of the bible, and America has lost its way by turning away from the One True God’s laws.
Now, have some Cool-aid everyone.
But …but … we love the kiddies ! —
Mash this new series up with Amazon’s take on A Man in the High Castle and you’ll have a ready to go TV adaptation of Trump and Pence’s plans for the country.
Edit: If we could just get someone to adapt Neuromancer we’d have a show to cover Ryan’s plans for corporate regulation to add to the mix.
I wish I had history books filled the entire known information on each and every civilization that came before the 1700s, and a trebuchet. If we can’t talk sense into these folks them maybe they’ll learn something when it smacks them in their head.
God given rights my ass. 
“They tell you that there’s a war on women. There is no war on women. There may be a war on what’s inside of women, but there is no war on women in this country.”
— Ben Carson, Sominex spokesmodel and former paid endorser
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As a gesture of goodwill, and to prove that he was a true advocate of women’s rights, susPence unveiled and distributed free Christian-approved family planning aids.
If only we could just cut to the chase and “load 'em up.”
Real life is tragic enough without more tragedy in “entertainment.”
Right era, wrong device.
A trebuchet doesn’t fling stuff for a distance?
https://goo.gl/images/RrQdHI
And you would probably need something capable of taking down a castle wall to penetrate their thick heads.
I was thinking something the French used back in the day. What was it called? It’s on the tip of my tongue…
I wonder what would happen if a group of us, properly primed so to say, surrounded them and fart in their specific location? Oh while holding lighters at the ready.
Maybe they used one today ? ? …