Well, thank the sweet plastic neon Baby Jesus she at least wore a long-sleeved gown to cover up those damned bare arms! It is unpatriotic and un-Christian and Aunt-Pittypat-smelling-salts-worthy for the wife of a Kenyan Socialist Muslim Usurper to be flashing her guns on national television!
And you would think, In the interest of fairness, that CBS would give equal time to lovely and talented RW conservative (and supposed black person, I hear) heroine Candace Owens to give a shoutout to her favorite classic rapper, Grandmaster Adolf.
Oh how I miss the Obamas.
Smoke.
Sigh. Just before watching Grammys, I was cleaning out a dresser and found my saved NYT headlined just “OBAMA” when he won his first term.
It’s a colder world.
As do all sane people on the planet
Who are welcomed everywhere they go.
Everything is Michelle Obama this, Michelle Obama that. Why wasn’t Melania included? Why isn’t she ever invited to party with the cool women of the in crowd? I call “no fair”. /s
Statement from the Office of the First Lady: “All music be best. Thank you.”
It’s because everyone is afraid to escort Melania to the ceremony, because whenever anyone uses the words “escort” and “Melania” in the same sentence, the First Lady sues the shit out of them. Besides, there are some outfits even the Grammys won’t allow:
I didn’t know she was a pilot.
Is that chain mail made of harmonicas?
Holy shit look at some of these other outfits! Like a halloween party.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/2019-grammys-red-carpet-most-outrageous_us_5c60ab2ee4b0910c63f1d011