OK, well, as long as god gave you a thumbs up I guess you can walk.
This is AWESOME!!! Keep it coming Meuller!
Christmas comes early 
Shorter Traitor: My crimes were unfortunately not pardonable.
Yes we know you did. You didn’t want to get charged with treason and you were worried about your kid too.
Ha!
Don’t fuck with Robert Mueller, as Trump is soon about to discover for himself.
Just read White House sources are talking about this as if there’s nothing more to it than the face-value lying to FBI charge. Yay, they say, it’s Flynn’s problem, not ours, doesn’t lead back to Trump in any way etc. etc. Just whistling past the graveyard, when it’s obvious to everyone what this means. SMH
ETA just for examplingtons:
“People in the building are very happy,” source tells @SaraMurray re: Michael Flynn news. “This doesn’t lead back to Trump in any way, shape or form.”
— David Wright (@DavidWright_CNN) December 1, 2017
it has been an extraordinarily painful to endure these many months of false accusations of “treason” and other outrageous acts.
I see. It’s our fault you were bargaining with foreign powers to illegally kidnap someone in the US and hand them over to Turkey, and it’s our fault you were paid by Russia and met with and had dinner with Putin to sell out our country after you got fired from the military.
After over 33 years of military service to our country, including nearly five years in combat away from my family, and then my decision to continue to serve the United States, it has been an extraordinarily painful to endure these many months of false accusations of “treason” and other outrageous acts. Such false accusations are contrary to everything I have ever done and stood for. But I recognize that the actions I acknowledged in court today were wrong, and, through my faith in God, I am working to set things right. My guilty plea and agreement to cooperate with the Special Counsel’s Office reflect the decision I made in the best interests of my family and of our country. I accept full responsibility for my actions.
“While I’m not an alleged traitor and a small time crook, I’m cool with cooperating in a federal probe and taking this plea.”
ok
Goody, Goody Gumdrops…
Being Trump’s friend sounds delightful:
“Here, do this treasonous thing for me, lie about it, cover up the lie, and then incur my sneering disregard when you get cornered and busted.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And the best the WH excuse machine could come up with was “he lied to us too”!!!
I would pay Streisand ticket prices right now to watch Trump’s West Wing tantrum today.
And then every butt in the White House clenched
JUST IN: @BrianRoss on @ABC News Special Report: Michael Flynn promised "full cooperation to the Mueller team" and is prepared to testify that as a candidate, Donald Trump "directed him to make contact with the Russians." https://t.co/aiagnvr8eS pic.twitter.com/r8u2LWAd0O
— ABC News (@ABC) December 1, 2017
Jah do work in mysterious ways, but…
There’s a translation for that: “Please testify against me and hang me out to dry for my betrayal.”
Trump and Flynn. “Don’t worry about a thing Mike. I’m out in front of this.”