Discussion: Michael Cohen Sets Up GoFundMe Page For Legal Costs

He’s a millionaire ?

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Only on paper. Kind of the way Trump is. Their problem is that they both placed debt in the asset column.

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He’d have to post “I’ll do everything in my power, to my last dying breath, to bring down tRump” before I’d consider funding him.
Not “to tell the truth” but “to destroy tRump and his family.”

Then I’m in.

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Way I figure, I’ve been paying my share of that bastard’s taxes my whole working life. When hell freezes over will I help him pay up now.

Let the Cohen family go get jobs at Walmart.

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Really
Womp Womp
Welcome to the 2 or 3 job middle class sucker

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I guess Cohen is cashing in on that lucrative flipping train–new meme on Fox within 24-48 hours.

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He should have been able to pay off his taxi debt in 2014 when he had a net profit of 21 million from real estate deals sold for cash to an undisclosed buyer. Now I know why he has all of a sudden been portrayed in better light than he should be.

His real estate dealings were described in a McClatchy story published Wednesday that detailed how he parlayed purchases of the four Manhattan buildings for $11 million in 2011 and 2012 into cash sales totaling $32 million in 2014. The properties’ values, as estimated by New York County tax assessors, had shown little change. Cohen bought one of the buildings for $2 million and sold it for $10 million three years later.

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article181134046.html

I also question if he actually has other charges hanging over his head when he copped a plea for a 3-5 prison term. It’s starting to look like unnecessary drama. Like the article pointed out, the agencies have been cooperating on his case.

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I would pay to a GoFundMe for a quartet of trombonists to serenade him whenever he walks in public.

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Finally, a solid gig for trombonists.

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I plan to donate at least womp-womp dollars to Mikey…

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The amount of money these people play with still amazes me. It is hard to imagine that they could not parlay some of this into a nice life, free of issues and live comfortably. But they seem to always push.

“Cohen put up his multimillion-dollar Trump Park Avenue home — valued at $9 million”

Does Cohen strike you as someone who should be living in a 9 million dollar home?

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Doesn’t Mikey own a gazillion Uber and Lyft medallions? Sell those, Mikey…

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Oh I see a new sitcom in the making. Perfect to fill in that blank spot left by Roseanne.

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Those taxes pay the state and federal prosecutors too. So I consider we’ve already contributed to the GoFuckYourself page, and I feel better for it.

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The guy is sloshing around in ill-gotten gains and wants ME to help out. Jeesh. The cons never stop, do they?

REGISTER PEOPLE TO VOTE! GET TO THE POLLS!

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Oh FFS with these people!
Grifting even as he is going down…

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So this is basically a way for a certain set of people to officially record their support for Cohen? Is this the list he checks when he decides just how detailed his memory is going to be in testifying about his co-conspirators?

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Michael Cohen Sets Up GoFundMe Page For Legal Costs

I’ve got one thing to say to Michael Cohen: GoBlowMe!

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anonymous this. anonymous that. anonymous him. anonymous her. anonymous Russian. anonymous campaign manager. anonymous payoffs.

Donald Trump will claim ignorance about it all.

What a leader.

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