Discussion: Michael Cohen Scrubs Reference To Trump From Twitter Bio

The New York attorney has for years positioned himself as Trump’s primary defender, once vowing to “take a bullet” for his boss.
Finally Discovering that taking a bullet for Trump gets you dead
If I was Trump I would be “troubled” or “deeply concerned” which is what Republicans express when the shit hits the fan

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The reporter responding here, Emily Jane Fox, said that Cohen is reconsidering his “legacy,” and is considering that he could be seen as a “John Dean” type figure. At this point, Mueller probably has everything he needs, but the drama would be … satisfying.

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Technology is amazing. Click the delete button and wipe out more than a decade of your life. The thing is, once something is on the internet, it never really goes away.

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This guy is so dumb it’s actually almost touching.

Says a great deal that he was Trump’s attorney. Dumb and dumber.

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The longtime fixer for the president scrubbed his Twitter biography of a line identifying him as “personal attorney to President Donald J. Trump.”

Was that before or after he got a text message from somebody other than the Coward-in-Chief shouting “You’re fired!”

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But you didn’t have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don’t even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No, you didn’t have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
I guess that I don’t need that though
Now you’re just somebody that I used to know
Now you’re just somebody that I used to know
Now you’re just somebody that I used to know

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Those words are quite apropos.

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Is there a way the nation can do this with Donald? Just act like he never happened?

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Reads like an Onion headline, so it must be true.

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Well, yes. But I gotta go with the New Yorkers that are cheering him on to be a hero and blow the whistle on tRump.

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No more taking a bullet eh??

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Well since Trump isn’t a Republican of old he’ll go apeshit-question now is in private or in public about something else, but in reality about feckless lawyers who leave his force field.

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Nope, it’s an infection. Must purge the body politic of his poison, but never ever forget some infections never go away.

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In trump’s fevered imagination there’s the sound, a distant but unsettled sound, of a set of fans revving up and the sound of a convoy of trucks carrying liquid poo from a near by cattle feed lot…

Doesn’t it delight the imagination?? (check the truck in the lower right corner for scale)

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It took Cohen this long to figure out respect and loyalty are two way streets, but trump is all one way.

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There isn’t enough scrubbing in the world to remove a social (media) disease like Dotard once you’ve been infected

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This is how you fight someone who flings poo, blow it back at him.

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Cohen knew. He just thought, like many trumpers, that it did not apply to him

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It’s weird. I see Cohen dimly coming to the awareness that when you give doglike devotion to someone with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, there is no return loyalty, there is no protection from consequences, there is nothing except an expectation of still more loyalty regardless of cost to yourself and obsessive revenge-seeking if it isn’t given. And when I see the light of comprehension slowly dawning in the dumb hump’s brain, understand the hurt and sense of futility and betrayal he must be feeling after all the shit jobs he handled, all the problems he made go away, all the risks he took, I almost begin to feel the tiniest prickling of something that seems almost like pity.

And then, the next nanosecond comes and it goes away.

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