This guy’s main concern should be what newspapers are allowed in a Federal Prison.
And if you try to bury embarrassing facts and pictures with unenforceable secret hush agreements using other people’s laundered money, things will turn out ju-u-u-ust fine! #pleadthefifth
I continue to maintain that the SDNY presents a much larger threat to Trump personally than does Mueller.
Well Michael why don’t you and your boss start telling us the truth? Instead of waiting for it to “come out” - y’all have the answers. Just talk to Mueller.
Um… the truth coming out is why you are in this mess Michael.
More please.
I’m sure this whole thing was just some silly misunderstanding.
Living in a parallell world - I guess him facing the realities are just to scary
I’ll take a fallible legitimate news source over a lying gangster like you, pal.
He knows the truth, how does he think this will help him? Maybe get a pardon from Donald? Maybe it’s a subtle hint to Donald that the truth about Donald will come out if Donald doesn’t pardon him and or make the probe and questioning stop?
And the truth will not set him free.
Michael, what you have done to yourself is just disgusting. Watching you and Ttump thrash in your own lies is fascinating. For the good of the country, come clean
If you haven’t figured it out by now, your boss doesn’t give a damn about you.
Cohn with an “E” seems to be disappointed that people with brains won’t accept a fictional reality manufactured from “alternate facts.” He’ll soon learn that the first step is admitting you have a problem.
He should tweet copiously on a daily basis, just like his beloved boss does.
I think this was his “proof of life” moment to show us all he hasn’t absconded to some Eastern Ukrainian safe house.
Rule Number Two…

The truth will come out, Michael, which is what you and Donny are afraid of. But nice show of paper defiance.
Trump is like a patient with both pancreatic cancer and severe COPD. It’s a race to see which disease kills him first.
If, as seems likely, it turns out that Trump impregnated the Playboy bunny who got $1.6 million of Elliot Broidy’s money to stay quiet about it, Trump will quickly resign in disgrace. The Broidy NDA that came to light as a result of the Cohen investigation reeks of barely-disguised bribery. It should be a simple matter for investigators to determine whether Broidy’s confession is genuine or merely an effort to cover for Trump and shield himself from criminal liability for paying a 1.6 million dollar bribe. That’s the most immediate danger the USA SDNY poses to Trump.
On the other hand, Mueller will probably indict most of Trump’s inner circle on charges arising out of the '16 campaign sometime this summer. Trump’s presidency can’t survive that either.
One way or the other, the prosecutors are going to dismantle the Trump administration. It will be fascinating to see which posse catches up to Trump first.
Michael Cohen beat the fake news drum on Monday…#TheTruthWillComeOut
That’s the drum you play when the truth is not on your side. Otherwise why wouldn’t you simply tell the truth?
Trump is going to pardon him. And New York’s double jeopardy glitch will let him off the hook at the State level.