Look at these lazy good-for-nothing white men just hankering for a handout!
Michael Cohen smirks in distain. “Amateurs. Why, just last week a small electric cooperative in Nambia ponied up $300,000 for my defense on the hope I might sneeze in their direction.”
So the jury’s still out on whether treason ultimately prospers, but at least we have stouthearted patriots and, very likely, sympathetic foreigners, ensuring that there’s no net cost to it.
If you were clean, Caputo, you would have no legal fees, you would only have to appear and tell the truth. So don’t bellyache that the way you conduct yourself makes it necessary to lawyer up when your actions in the swamp are under scrutiny.
Yeah! Why don’t he go get a job if he needs money?
So is there anything that prohibits saying that if no one steps up to contribute to your defense fund you might have to roll over?
that’s it. no way wealthy GOP elite like koch’s waste their money on this and the rubes are too heavily invested in MAGA-wear - all from russian and chinese oligarchs
C’mon, guys! This is why rich white folks need all the tax breaks they can get. Corruption, lawsuits, money laundering, bribery, collusion, porn stars, abortions all cost lots of dough. You don’t want them to have to skimp, do you?
300K. It’s nice to know rich people can find the money to bail out traitors but not to help anyone else. Ah, America. Land of the sucker voter.
“With his fees so far paid in full, Michael asked us to consider assisting others caught up in this partisan witch hunt,” principal trustee Ralph Lorigo said in the press release. “So we’ve published a guide to contacting and employing the public defender’s office for our co-defendants."
The White House has said that President Trump will pay his own personal legal fees…
…using other peoples money, of course. What did you think they meant? Have you learned nothing yet about Mr. Trump? And you call him dumb?
Let us only hope that you are able to raise enough money to afford the caliber of lawyers that your friends, also under suspicion in the Mueller probe, have hired. Maybe Rudy Giuliandrews can recommend someone to you. He’s real smart, you know!
“With his fees so far paid in full, Michael asked us to consider assisting others caught up in this partisan witch hunt,”
Oh, honey. What have you been smoking? Your legal debts haven’t even begun yet.
Millionaires giving money to millionaires to represent millionaires under investigation for aiding millionaires.
He’ll spend $50k and keep the rest. Watch and see. Grifters going to grift. Rightwing rubes give away their money for the dumbest reasons.
Lots of money going to pay legal bills. Hopefully, that means less for political donations. I’m wondering if anybody is keeping track of all these and knows the running total?
