Melania wants an African vacation. How sweet.
And we get to pay for it.
Why? Because it worked so well here? What a joke.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
And take your asshole husband with you.
Considering what the Trump administration does to immigrant families, and the bullying Trump himself does to anyone he becomes aware of, Melania may have to go at least as far as Africa to not be laughed out of the room.
Original version of the plan referred to these four countries simply as “Shithole #1, Shithole #2, Shithole #3, Shithole #4”.
I think she should take Barron with her and apply for asylum somewhere before the boy is scarred for life (conceding that it may already be too late).
She will then take her “Eat Cake” Campaign to France.
Wait! This is an SNL sketch, right? Right?!
Sorry, Donald. This ain’t gonna take the heat off of dick-waving Kavanaugh.
“Hello, I am Melania Trump. Please let me put my gloves on before I shake your unworthy hands.”
Perfect.Trumpian.Timing.
welp, it’s clearly not working at home, lets go try it some other places. god, what a joke.
“Whether it is education, drug addiction, hunger, online safety or bullying, poverty or disease, it is too often children who are hit first, and hardest, across the globe,” Mrs. Trump said.
And considering that Rump is cutting foreign aid to those countries because the US gives out more than they get back (/s), I can’t imagine she’ll be received well there.
She said she looks forward to spreading the message of her “Be Best” child-welfare initiative throughout Africa. She launched the campaign earlier this year to focus on overall child well-being, with an emphasis on opioid addiction and online behavior.
Onion??? 
She will explain how much her husband likes black folks.
That is as long as they stay where they belong.
{AP}. Just as fabricated, but no jokes.
“Don’t be the shit hole. Be Best!”
Her lectures will feature videos of Mexican children in cages and in detention centers, asking to see their fathers and mothers.
Will her husband be in charge of the program component that teaches children to become “morally responsible adults”? (Asking for friends who are parents in Africa.)
“Oct. 1 will mark the first day of my solo visit to four beautiful and very different countries in Africa,” Mrs. Trump said
My Dearest Donnie:
Wish you were here.
Mel
Does she mean the countries that her husband referred to as “s–thole countries?”
I do feel sorry for her, treading water for the next 2 years.