Discussion: Melania Trump Stays Behind While Trump, Rest Of Family Visit Camp David

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“I’m negotiating trade deals,” he said.

And I have any one of several bridges between Manhattan and the other boroughs I could sell anyone who might be interested.

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Melania is a side-show.

What happened to the story about Doctor Bornstein and his patient files ? Did it just go away and die ?

I get the impression that a lot of scandals in their own right is just getting dropped for something newer and shinier…

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Fire Mueller, and I’ll let you pay off my debt. Okay, okay. Give Ivanka her brand name, and I’ll let you go to jail for me.

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How can Melania be said to have “stayed behind” if her whereabouts have not been determined in the first place? This would have been a major scandal, dutifully covered by all media if Michelle Obama had disappeared for over three weeks. Again, IOKIYAR!

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Sorry Melania, this meeting of the Trump Crime Family is for principals only. Third trophy wives and their children need not attend.

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I’m thinking Melania is bailing while she still can.

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What I’d like to know is how much they had to pay Tiffany to spend the weekend with people who so obviously “love” her? Melania and Barron are missing. Summer camp?

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Melanie really needed a break from all that she has accomplished
since winning the election —

I don’t blame her at all for lying low …
at least she’s not golfing all the time like Obama –

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Donald Trump reminds me of Jethro Bodine of “The Beverly Hillbillies.”

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Except Jethro had more class.

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He can’t talk without bs-ing. “I’m negotiating trade deals.”

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Not to mention that he’ll be doing a lot of work.

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And reading documents.

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Waiting for the bruises to heal?

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How does anyone know she “stayed behind?” Anyone seen her?

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I’m playing my LP’s backwards listening for clues.

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She is apparently spending her time carving a handgun from a bar of soap, and tying bedsheets together, for her pending escape.

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Melania IS the walrus…

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Sharpening toothbrush handles into shivs.

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